Category: Instagram
Jennifer Aniston Now Holds The World Record For Fastest To 1M Followers On Instagram
If you’re not following Jennifer Aniston on Instagram, what are you even doing with your life!? Two days ago, Jen made her debut on the platform, resulting in a tsunami of clicks powerful enough to cause her account to freeze up for part of the day. So many people followed Jen that she is currently a world record-holding actress, if not an Academy Award-winning one. According to The Guinness Book of World Records We Made Up to Sell Tickets To Our Crappy “Museums”, Jen holds the record for “fastest time to reach one million followers” on Instagram. She achieved this feat in just 5 hours, 16 minutes. Between this, her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and a coveted spot at Madame Tussauds near the Zac Efron statue, Jen’s got Hollywood Blvd and Fisherman’s Wharf on lock. Oscar who?!
Jennifer Aniston Is Instagram Official With Herself
Jennifer Aniston and has joined Instagram for the first time, and her inaugural post is a group shot of her and her so called “friends” Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry. I say “so called” because, according to Us Weekly, even though they’re all Insta vets (with the exception of Matthew, so he gets a pass), they still let her make her debut with a grainy under-lit selfie that cuts off the top of Matt’s head! Friends don’t let friends post shitty selfies!
Jameela Jamil’s Work Here Is Done. Instagram Has Changed Their Rules On The Promotion Of Diet Products
Jameela Jamil hasn’t just been screaming “that crap will make you shit your pants” into the wind. Her ongoing campaign to name and shame promoters of liquid laxatives and “detox” products like Flat Tummy teas and shakes, The Koven’s official beverage of choice (after their own liquefied farts), has produced actual positive results (unlike the products she’s been railing against). According to Elle, Instagram has made changes to their policies regarding sponsored posts that promote weight loss or cosmetic procedures. The entire cast of Vanderpump Rules will probably be looking to pick up a few extra shifts at SUR this month, thanks in part to Jameela’s squawking.
Demi Lovato Follows In Gigi Hadid’s Footsteps By Having An Instagram Romance With A Former “Bachelorette” Contestant
Demi Lovato continues to display her unedited, bikini clad, natural body to the world, and it’s garnered her the attention of one of her TV crushes. Demi’s haunches caught the eye of former Bachelorette contestant Mike Johnson. According to People, Demi and Mike have ripped a page right out of the Gigi Hadid Handbook Of Bachelorette Instagram Hookups and are “having fun and getting to know each other”, after a whirlwind romance consisting entirely of Instagram comments. Most recently, Mike commented on Demi’s unedited bikini post saying, “look at me like that again… Love yaself *smirk emoji, *person raising both hands in celebration; medium skin tone emoji”. Isn’t it romantic? Also, what does it mean?
Kylie Jenner Makes $1.2 Million For A Single Sponsored Instagram Post
I’m not sure what kind of sorcery they’ve cooked up behind the scenes at the Kardashian Kompound of Kon-artists but those broads stay with a hefty check. From Pimp Mama Kris all the way up to her top earner Kylie Jenner they prove to be the living embodiment of Junior Mafia’s classic song Get Money. And thanks to social media and a host of followers who are hypnotized by Kylie’s stale gaze and Fix-A-Flat injected lips, she is reportedly getting $1.2 million dollars when she shares a post on Instagram with her totally real 141 million followers.
Instagram Has Started Testing Hiding Likes “To Remove Pressure”
CNN reports that Facebook-owned Instagram is one step closer to removing the “Likes.” I know, what is even the point then? Sharing images and video? What about the element of popularity??? What will the Kardashians do!? Actually if Instagram did ruin the Kardashian/Jenner career path I would be so fucking excited about it–but they won’t. Nothing that evil falls so easily.