How could Kate Beckinsale possibly downgrade from dating Pete Davidson–the guy who can and will talk about your vagina in his comedy? Date Pete Davidson’s white-boy rapper friend. Yup, Kate was spotted out with Pete’s friend Machine Gun Kelly.
In case you don’t know, Machine Gun Kelly is a 29-year-old rapper from Ohio who has been tearing up the eardrums of anyone whose listens to his music. Also his government name is Richard Colson Baker. And now he may be humping on 46-year-old Kate Beckinsale. Page Six says that Kate was out and about after the Golden Globes on Sunday with Machine Gun. They were seen leaving an after-party at Chateau Marmont in the same car. Yes, the last time she was seen at an after party with a young guy she dated him for a while–but maybe this really is just a one night thing.
Kate was looking hot as she left, because she’s Kate Beckinsale, and Machine Gun Kelly was looking like if Aaron Carter took a whore bath:
— Page Six (@PageSix) January 6, 2020
I mean… how? I heard that Kate likes funny men but I don’t know… It was debatable calling Pete Davidson “funny”–doing so with Machine Gun Kelly, I feel is just reckless. Maybe it’s his dick? Could Machine Gun Kelly give good dick? Oh wait, Pete didn’t even do that. So… what is going on here? Well whatever it is, if Kate’s dating him she should know that while Pete brought her to comedy clubs, she has a future of listening to Machine Gun get stoned with his friends and rap battle each other. Hope she’s into this scene: