Category: Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff Claimed She Got An Eye Infection From Lots Of Covid Tests But Doctors Are Like, “Huh?”

January 5, 2021 / Posted by:

33-year-old Hilary Duff made some interesting coronavirus claims on social media but don’t worry, she’s not Gia Gunn. Hilary knows what’s up with coronavirus… sort of. Hilary posted about how her holiday activities included a visit to the emergency room for an eye infection, which she believes she got from taking so many coronavirus tests for work.

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Hilary Duff Is Pregnant With Her Third Child

October 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Two years after giving birth to her and her husband Matthew Koma’s first child together, Banks Bair, Hilary Duff is pregnant with her third child. She shares an 8-year-old son, Luca Cruz, with her first husband Mike Comrie. Well, I’m glad coronavirus quarantine is having a positive effect on at least one celebrity couple. Though it’s sad that we’ll have to wait longer for Hilary’s next theatrical masterpiece. Luckily we have The Haunting Of Sharon Tate to hold us over.

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Open Post: Hosted By The “Hilary” Tattoo That Hilary Duff’s Husband Got On His Ass

September 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Hilary Duff and Matthew Koma got married last year after she gave birth to their first child (her second) in 2018. It’s also Hilary’s second marriage after her first to Canadian rich-kid/hockey player Mike Comrie ended after three years. She and Matthew have dated since like 2015-ish and it looks like they’ve made things 100% official now. I’m not talking about the marriage, this is a step beyond that–anyone can get out of a marriage (well not Brangelina…) but do you know how painful it is to laser off an ass tattoo? Here’s hoping Matthew and Hilary stay together or his next girlfriend is also named Hilary, because his ass has literally and officially been branded with a tattoo of her name. Hilary owns his ass now!

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Hilary Duff Shut Down The Rumor That She’s Involved In Sex Trafficking

May 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Okay, this might be it. The weirdest headline to come out of 2020, a year which isn’t even halfway over and is already busting the seams with tons of WTF energy. Hilary Duff, former star of Lizzie McGuire and…well, current star of Lizzie McGuire, has been dragged into an internet conspiracy in which some people believe that she’s involved with some kind of secret child sex trafficking situation.

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Hilary Duff Goes Off On “Millennial Assholes” For Ignoring The Coronavirus Warnings

March 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Hilary Duff was the first person in human history to say Gay Rights™ and now she’s about to save us from coronavirus. She’s done so much for us. She and other celebrities would like to remind the idiotic youths of the world that yes, you probably won’t die from coronavirus since it’s more deadly for people over 70 and those with immune or breathing issues, but someone else will die because they caught it from you, and that is the problem. Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift have also piped in to tell the kids to stay the fuck home.

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