Category: K-Pop
Kim Jong-un Is Not A K-Pop Fan
While the rest of the world speculates about Kim Jong-un‘s recent weight loss in the odd moment they’re not glamour-blinded by the meticulously blow-dried hospital corners of the SpongeBob SquarePants-angled marmot nesting on his head, the latest complaints from the North Korean supreme leader are surprisingly not about the diarrhea tea he may or may not be using to slim down for his summer bikini figure. Kim’s latest rant instead focuses on the vexing South Korean musical import, K-Pop. My guess is that he’s envious of the singers’ glorious heads of swingy hair without a 90-degree angle in sight, but I’ve been wrong before.
K-Pop Stans Managed To Troll Trump’s Oklahoma Rally
Every once and a while, this bitter millennial has to take a step back to appreciate the dedication that goes into the work of Gen Zs. Too often I assume that they are using their Tik Toks and their Snapchats for evil––while making me look old and confused in the process. But then, they come out of nowhere and leave me feeling indescribably proud. Like yesterday, when K-pop stans accounts managed to strike again!
K-Pop Stan Accounts Hijacked #WhiteLivesMatter To Fight Racism
The K-pop stans said “Nagajusaeyo” to white supremacy the other day as they blotted out the White Lives Matter hashtag with their own personal brand of anarchy! Instead of finding white-power propaganda, the Jungkook-stans treated the Aryan-stans to some actual culture, filling the hashtag with GIFs and memes. Chukkhae! Daebak!
Google Skips April Fools’ Day Pranks Because Of Coronavirus While A K-Pop Star Joked That He Had It
Google did not do their annual April Fools’ Day pranks this year. What many people are going through feels like a real-life joke from HELL, so Google thought making jokes was a bad look. But not K-pop star Jaejoong who joked he had coronavirus, but joke’s on him, because he could find himself in legal trouble over this.