Category: Ghislaine Maxwell
Jeffrey Epstein’s Former Pilot Testified In Court About Who Flew On Epstein’s Private Plane
Remember how Prince Andrew has repeatedly tried to brush off his friendship with the late Jeffrey Epstein, by claiming they weren’t even barely friends, and he only stayed at Jeffrey’s place in New York a handful of times? Yeah, I hope he’s got another one of those rock-solid creative excuses in his pocket, because he, among several other high-profile types, were just named in court, under oath, as being passengers on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet.
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Sex Trafficking Trial Starts Today
Unlike her partner in predatory horrificness Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell has survived jail so far. And the Associated Press reports that today is the day and that a jury will begin hearing evidence and arguments about whether or not Ghislaine was just an idiot pawn of the perverted monster from Hell, or if she fully knew and helped him recruit underage girls to have sex with his friends. The delusional ghoul must be nervous. Probably the only person who’s more nervous than her is fellow Epstein bestie and accused-child-fucker Prince Andrew who must be waiting to see if he gets name-dropped. Two places you never want a name-drop: A diss track and a sex-crimes trial.
Scotland Yard Will Not Investigate The Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Prince Andrew
Well, the good news for THE QUEEN is that does not have to knit sweaters out of her Corgis’ fur to sell on eBay.co.uk to pay even more legal bills racked up by her favorite son. Because The Metropolitan Police Service announced that they have closed their review into the sexual abuse allegations against Prince Andrew and will not open an investigation against him. Hmmm, why do I have a feeling that their “review” consisted of them looking at a document that read, “Don’t try it, bitches! Love, THE QUEEN,” before stamping “CLOSED” on their review and saying that there’s nothing to see here.
Queen Mummy Is Reportedly Going To Pay For Prince Andrew’s Legal Defense Against Sex Abuse Allegations
The word DUH just looked at that headline and said, “Oh, look that headline redefined me.”
Because in a piece of news that is about as surprising as you telling me that you get a stage 10 case of the heaves whenever your eyes land on the name Prince Andrew, The Telegraph reports that THE QUEEN is reaching into her pocketbook to pull out a few coins to pay the lawyers defending her poor widdle winnocent favorite son. Yes, go ahead and add The Pedo Defense Fund to the list of charitable organizations that THE QUEEN donates to, allegedly.
It’s Been Confirmed That Prince Andrew Was Finally Served With Virginia Giuffre’s Lawsuit
It’s been six long weeks since Virginia Giuffre slapped Prince Andrew with a federal civil lawsuit accusing Andrew of sexual abuse when she was a minor. With the help of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Blegh. The Trash Trinity. Andrew attempted to dodge the suit by fleeing to the Royal Lodge in Windsor, and then to THE QUEEN’S Scottish castle in the country, Balmoral. On September 10 Virginia’s legal team claimed that Andrew was successfully served in Britain, however, his team denied it. But yesterday Virginia’s lawyers filed court papers with the U.S. District Court in Manhattan that confirmed that Andrew’s Los Angeles-based lawyer, Andrew Brettler, had received two copies of their civil lawsuit via email and FedEx on Monday. Yay! We can finally, officially say the three words everyone’s been longing to hear: BITCH. GOT. SERVED. Continue reading
Prince Andrew Is Hiding Out At Royal Lodge To Avoid Getting Served With Virginia Giuffre’s Rape LawsuitÂ
It’s been three weeks since Virginia Giuffre slapped Prince Andrew with a lawsuit for sexually abusing her in 2001 when she was 17 years old. But The Sun says that Virginia’s lawsuit has yet to touch Prince Andrew’s slimy paws since he’s been playing a shady game of dodgeball with the process servers and has been winning so far. Andrew is holed up in Royal Lodge at Windsor and won’t even think of placing one toe outside of his mansion in fear that a process server will pop out of the bushes and serve him. If only Andrew was as good at avoiding sexually abusing underage girls as he is at avoiding lawsuits, he wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.