Sources Claim Lori Loughlin Is A “Wreck” In Prison

Lori Loughlin started her prison sentence at the end of October and spent her Halloween in the scariest place of all for her: a low-security prison for non-violent offenders. Spoooooky! It’s been less than a week but sources tell Us Weekly that Lori is already a “wreck.” But this is the person who thinks a $9.5 million manse is “downsizing,” so… are we surprised she’s struggling. She’s not prison-tough like Felicity Huffman.

Lori was sentenced to two months in prison, while her husband Mossimo Giannulli was sentenced to five months for their roles in the College Admissions Scandal. Lori and Mossimo were reportedly freaking out about having to go to the clink and were beefing up on ColdFX while fearing a holiday season behind bars. Well, it’s finally come and it sucks as bad as Lori thought it would.

Lori didn’t end up at Victorville Federal Correctional which featured pilates and origami classes and instead went to the Dublin, California prison which Felicity Huffman went to. Dublin is actually lower-security and CNN said it’s one of the “cushiest” in the country. And considering Felicity was let out early because it was a weekend, I believe them. The reason Lori went to Dublin is that they had “lower COVID-19 numbers.” And an insider told Us last month that Lori is hoping to be out by Christmas. Lori needs her math skills checked because two months from when she entered–October 30–is December 30, so she’s missing Christmas if she serves her full sentence. Which we know she won’t.

A source told Us that while Lori went into jail with her game face on, things quickly spiraled once she entered:

“Lori really went into prison strong, she had her faith and the support of her family, but the first few days and road ahead are daunting.”

A second source said that Lori is basically a whole disaster and that she’s been having paranoid thoughts about something going “horribly wrong” or having her prison stay extended.

“Lori tried her best to be brave and look at the end result but there was nothing that could dissipate her fears. It’s only two months but she’s dreading it. Her mind keeps telling her that something will go horribly wrong in prison or that her stay could be prolonged.”

Um… what would extend her stay? Is Lori planning on attacking a guard? Does she think that there’s a hit out on the When Calls The Heart Lady in her low-security women’s prison? If Felicity Huffman can make it out of jail without being attacked with a Jolly Rancher shank so can Lori.

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