Felicity Huffman Was Papped In Prison, Which She’ll Be Released From On Sunday
TMZ is keeping fully up-to-date on all things Felicity Huffman and have footage of sis walking around outside of jail. Currently she’s serving a fourteen day-sentence for spending $15,000 to fake her daughter’s SAT scores. Her slap on the wrist started last week and already it’s almost over! It’s like she did a Desperate Housewives time jump!
TMZ has pics of Felicity walking to a visit with her husband, William H. Macy, and she’s wearing her cutest prison couture and looks to be virtually unsupervised:
Felicity Huffman Shows Off New Jumpsuit in Prison During Family Visit https://t.co/mXW149guGZ
— TMZ (@TMZ) October 20, 2019
I know the perfect shoes for this lewk. William dropped by FCI Dublin in Northern California on Saturday and visited Felicity to remind her what the touch of a man was like. No, she’s been there a week–this famous actress has shot on location for longer than she’s been away so far. He and their daughter Sophia, both visited since it’s been half-way now and Sophia the reason Felicity in there in the first place! She better come visit her mom’s ass!
The gaggiest gag is, Felicity will be out on Sunday. I know, it feels like she just went in, and yet those thirteen days are already almost up. And I don’t know about you but I think now that Felicity has spent a week in minimum-detention conditions she really is a changed woman, more so than she would have been without them. I mean that lifeless turquoise jumper? Anyone is changed after wearing that, honey!
Felicity was not escorted by any guards nor did it seem like any were near her. It looked like she coulda hopped in a car and left but I guess they’d chase her, right? And probably cameras and shit? Barbed wire? Who knows. TMZ says the place “really must be cush and chill to let an inmate walk around like that,” which tells me they think prisons should be more like A$AP Rocky‘s situation to be effective–but I’m not going to get into a political debate with TMZ.
I think we all know there’s only one thing to do now… pray for Lori Loughlin; who was extremely curious about Felicity’s time in the clink. Now she knows what kind of a lewk she’ll be rocking. Hopefully Lori will also be able to score a baseball hat–I’d hate for her to be forced to just turn a pillowcase into a fashion-forward/racially-insensitive headwrap.
Pic: Wenn.com