Now that Blac Chyna no longer has a seat on that Kartrashian gravy train because the father of one of her meal tickets, Rob Kardashian, is officially off the hook for child support; she needs to find a new source of income and a new gig. Chyna has decided she’s going to do it the authentic way: she’s going to have a real person experience, go to school, get educated, and make something of herself! …I’m just kidding! Did you read that and believe me? Come on, bitch! No. Chyna may have planned to finesse her way into Harvard but then she jumped the gun and talked about it, and now Harvard is like, “No you’re not, goodbye.”
TMZ reports that Blac Chyna was thinking about business school. Specifically, online business school. Chyna learned about the Harvard Business School Online course through a PR firm. This guy, Christian Emiliano–who refers to himself as “Social Media Renaissance Man” by choice–told Chyna about the course. He pitched it to her as a brand-building exercise, giving her an email pitch from privileged-Hell. It reads in part:
“This completely online program is what everyone is doing now to add “attended Harvard” to their brand. Our team will complete all the course work for you, all you have to do is take one test (we will provide you the study guide) and then take credit for the program. You can go on the Harvard campus and take a picture with a Harvard hoodie on/you can post updates on your Snapchat and Instagram Story.”
So I’m guessing this is how Kim Kardashian is doing law school, right?
Of course this highly educational (fraudulent) gift is not free. Chyna would’ve needed to fork over $3,250–$2,250 for the course itself and $1,000 for the PR firm to do it for her. Chyna’s people spoke to TMZ and admitted they heard about this course through Christian’s shady pitch, but they said that Chyna was smart and she was just going to do it herself, okay? Uh huh. And Christian confirmed it, saying he wasn’t cheating for her unlike the others. I guess he’s trying to get himself his own lil Operation Varsity Blues going. What will this be called? Operation Shithead Influencers?
Chyna was gagging to TMZ, telling them that:
“School is going to help me take things up a couple of notches. People are always talking about me, might as well talk about the good.”
She even had an acceptance letter which she handed to TMZ. But the gag is: Harvard is denying that Blac Chyna was accepted to them. They told TMZ:
“Harvard Business School Online has not admitted nor provided an acceptance letter to a person named Angela White.”
Well maybe she applied as Blac Chyna? Did you think of that? If not, where’d you get the letter, Chyna? She obviously got a little creative with a scanner, some Wite-Out and Microsoft Paint, I see.
I don’t know why she needs to go to business school in the first place; she already has a perfect business model. What’s easier than selling shit on Instagram? Here she is shilling a face cream:
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I am serving skin today!!! Do you see my skin ? No make up thanks to @organicskinlightener I am soo thankful for this ALL NATURAL product it helps the skin with acne scars, brightness, stretch marks and honestly any skin condition you have. Summer is around the corner let’s get our skin glowing ✨ together ✨ !! Use code “Theglowup” to get a discount ?✨
Here’s a shill for FashionNova:
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Business School ain’t got nothing for her. And she ain’t got nothing for it.