I hope Lindsay Lohan’s latest single has been selling like hotcakes (or in her case khameer flatbreads since I imagine her myriad of gentlemen friends are her biggest fans) because she’s about to have one more mouth to feed. According to Page Six, Dina Lohan’s getting married! For real this time! And while she still hasn’t met her on and off boyfriend of 6 years (and now fiance) Jesse Nadler in person, barring any further Outback Steakhouse parking lot shenanigans, Dina says “it’s official.”
Dina posted the news on her private Facebook page and “showed off her new round-cut diamond engagement ring” that she apparently had to kneel down and put on her own finger since Jesse is still in California. He sent it to her in the mail!
Shortly after the announcement, Nadler, 55, told Page Six that he sent his new fiancée the ring through the mail because they’re unable to travel due to coronavirus. Nadler remains in California caring for his ailing mother while Dina is on Long Island. He told us they plan on getting married “the first hour” he makes it back to her.
Sounds like Jesse’s still calling up Page Six when he gets lonely and sad. Who needs Twitter or a therapist when Page Six keeps taking your calls? Jesse also told them that he and Dina “never fight” so I guess all those times they broke up because he was having a torrid affair with media attention, should simply be classified as little love ripples.
As for the engagement ring, it doesn’t look like it’s the same one Jesse shared a picture of to TMZ last April. That one was square and this one is round. So maybe one of his twelve other Facebook fiance’s ended up with that one. Look, I know Dina thinks he’s been sufficiently vetted, but until I see a picture of them sharing an order of Outbacks famous Kookaburra wings, I’m going to continue to assume he’s eating catfish for one.