Category: Jesse Nadler
Dina Lohan Showed Off The New Engagement Ring She Got In The Mail
I hope Lindsay Lohan’s latest single has been selling like hotcakes (or in her case khameer flatbreads since I imagine her myriad of gentlemen friends are her biggest fans) because she’s about to have one more mouth to feed. According to Page Six, Dina Lohan’s getting married! For real this time! And while she still hasn’t met her on and off boyfriend of 6 years (and now fiance) Jesse Nadler in person, barring any further Outback Steakhouse parking lot shenanigans, Dina says “it’s official.”
Dina Lohan Is Sober And Back Together With The Online Boyfriend She’s Never Met
57-year-old Dina Lohan was with a man for five long years. How? You may wonder? Well it seems the key to staying with Dina Lohan long-term is zero physical contact. Dina was in an on-again–off-again relationship with a guy she never met in person. He then only grudgingly revealed himself as 55-year-old Jesse Nadler in an effort to save his sudden reputation as a catfisher. But I feel like admitting you’re dating Dina Lohan does the opposite of save a reputation. The two ultimately broke up after Jesse became friends with her ex, Michael Lohan and wouldn’t shut up to media. Well, Jesse has once again entered Dina’s life and he’s kicked shit off by talking to media. If at first you don’t succeed…..
Dina Lohan Is Now Mad At Her Internet Boyfriend For Talking To Media
Leave it to Dina Lohan to screw up a sure thing. Yesterday we learned that Dina and the boyfriend she’s never met, Jesse Nadler, were on their way to their very own sunset-lit beach for a romantic engagement (or Jesse’s version which is a yellow sheet hung from the ceiling with a bed of packing peanuts acting as sand). Jesse had allegedly bought a ring, and Dina had apologized, and so he told TMZ that things were all good. Well therein lies the problem. Dina is reportedly mad that he won’t shut up to media about their relationship. This makes sense since Dina has always been known as the opposite of a spotlight fucker who just HATES attention.
Dina Lohan Is Back With The Boyfriend She’s Never Met And He Bought Her An Engagement Ring
You know what’s sad? Dina Lohan is in some depressing online, never-met-before-in-person relationship with a dude and still, she’s in a more successful relationship than me. Lindsay Lohan‘s former momager (Is she still? Does she get 10% of the Beach Club? Maybe she does and can turn that bankruptcy around?) has been dating a man for the last five years whom she has never met. Recently the happy couple had a bit of a rough patch and broke up over some jealousy issues. Well don’t worry all you romantics out there, it seems there’s hope for these two after all! So much so that maybe there’s even an engagement in the future… Oh wow this is a love story made in You’ve Got Mail–Hell.