Category: Ellen Degeneres
Sandra Bullock And Ellen DeGeneres Are Suing For The Unauthorized Use Of Their Likenesses To Shill Face Creams Online
It seems that Sandra Bullock and fellow super famous rich person, Ellen DeGeneres, are coming for a group of people who keep using their likeness to endorse their products without permission. You think Ellen DeGeneres and Sandra Bullock use $5 eye cream? Well, no, but they’d gladly get paid to say they use $5 cream, something these companies aren’t doing and people are falling for it. So Sandy and Ellen are suing.
Reese Witherspoon, Kristen Bell, And Mark Ruffalo All Chimed In On Ellen’s Friendship With George W. Bush
Unsurprisingly, Ellen Degeneres’ recent defense of her friendship with former President George W. Bush elicited a wide variety of responses. Since she framed their friendship as something that “Will Give You Faith in America Again” instead of the perhaps more honest “I’ll be friends with whoever the fuck I want”, Ellen made it easy for people to side with her. Because who doesn’t want to make the crushing anxiety, anger, and dread of #thesetryingtimes just go away! Even for a minute. But these days, much as MAGA is an illusion, so is FIAA (Faith in America Again). Some of Ellen’s Celebrity Defenders (coming this Fall to Fox!) like Reese Witherspoon and Kristen Bell, caught shit for falling for Ellen’s Pollyanna line. Mark Ruffalo, on the other hand, said “kindness” can take a back seat until we get to the bottom of this alleged war crimes situation. It sounded more bad ass before he hulked of his jeans and was left wearing teeny tiny shredded daisy dukes.
Ellen Degeneres Defended Her Friendship With George W. Bush
On Sunday, Ellen Degeneres had box tickets to a Dallas Cowboys game where she was photographed having a laugh with her friend George W. Bush. It raised a few eyebrows, so yesterday, Ellen did a segment of her show explaining how she and Dubya’s friendship is a beautiful thing that has the power to unite a divided nation. You see, we just don’t know George like Ellen does. To many Americans, George is an unprosecuted (alleged) war criminal who used his position as president of the United States to start wars based lies, worked to restrict the rights of the LGBTQ community, “doesn’t care about black people” (RIP 2006 Kanye West), funneled government funds to faith-based organizations, and is a really shitty painter. But to Ellen he’s just a harmless old dude with a folksy accent who’s in the same tax bracket and loves wearing sneakers as much as she does. No wonder they’re friends!
Ellen DeGeneres And Pink Have Joined Elton John In Defending Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan’s Use Of Private Jets
The hottest trend this summer is literal heat (thanks, climate change!). But coming in a close second is the recent trend of analyzing Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan’s private jet use. On one side are the haters who are side-eyeing their private flights. On the other side are famous people who are sticking up for Harry and Meghan and their right to fly private. Ellen DeGeneres and Pink are the latest famous people to jump on that bandwagon.
Kathy Griffin Once Again Reminds Us That Ellen Degeneres Hates Her Ass
Just the other day Kathy Griffin was talking to People about how she and Anderson Cooper still aren’t friends and probably never will be again, while promoting her new show Hell Of A Story. Well, now Kathy is dusting off some other old news to promote her show, this time talking about her feud with Ellen Degeneres.
“The Ellen DeGeneres Show” Will Continue For At Least Another 3 Years
Ellen DeGeneres is planning on keeping her role as America’s favorite fun aunt for at least another three years. Despite rumors that she was planning on dropping the facade that EVERYTHING IS FUN AND GREAT when her current contract expires in 2020, Deadline reports that she’s just signed a contract that will keep The Ellen DeGeneres Show playing silently in the background at laundromats and airports until the year 2022.