Category: Brody Jenner

Brody Jenner Was Attacked In The VIP Section Of A Club In Las Vegas

August 24, 2021 / Posted by:

I have got to take a look at my news sources because I was under the impression that the coronavirus pandemic was still underway. But it looks like it’s messy business as usual in Las Vegas where Brody Jenner recently celebrated his 38th birthday and wound up getting jumped in the VIP section of the OMNIA Nightclub at Caesars Palace. The assailant hasn’t been identified, but if he turns out to be an acquaintance named Brutus I am going to lose my shit.

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Kaitlynn Carter Talks Life After Miley Cyrus

April 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Before last summer, if you asked me who Kaitlynn Carter was, I’d have replied, “Agent Carter, yep, loved the show, canceled too soon”. But then The Hills: New Beginnings happened (we all watched, right? LOL JK), and the name Brody Jenner was back on everybody’s lips. And Miley Cyrus left Liam Hemsworth.

And who was the former Mrs. Hemsworth immediately caught making out with? Kaitlynn Carter, who had recently split with her (kinda) husband, Brody. In true hot rebound fashion, their love only lasted a month, and Miley soon moved on to Cody Simpson (she’s just being Miley!).

But where did that leave Summer 2019 It-girl Kaitlynn? The people wanted to know! For real, they were foaming at the mouth for updates (unless those were just corona-symptoms). Luckily, Kaitlynn answered our prayers by doing an Instagram Live with her Hills co-star Whitney Port, and discussed life post-Miley.

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Brody Jenner And Kaitlynn Carter Might Be Back Together

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

While Miley Cyrus is too busy crawling on Cody Simpson for a million selfies to frolic around with Kaitlynn Carter anymore, and Brody Jenner’s pure love with Josie Canseco came to an end over her being too young, Brody and Kaitlynn decided to rejoin forces since the Captain & Tennille weren’t lying when they said that love will keep us together. And by “love,” I mean attention. Since The Hills: New Beginnings is currently on hiatus and Lauren Conrad is too famous to make an appearance on the show, Brody really doesn’t want you to forget he exists, nor does Kaitlynn.

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Brody Jenner And Josie Canseco Struck Out/Fell At The Hurdles. OK, They Broke Up

October 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Brody Jenner and Josie Canseco have broken up. The model/DJ/television personality son of a former Olympian (Caitlyn Jenner) and Elvis Presley’s old girlfriend/songwriter (Linda Thompson), and the model/internet personality daughter of a former baseball champ (Jose Canseco) and a former Hooters waitress/reality TV personality (Jessica Canseco), couldn’t find enough common ground to make it work. According to TMZ, both Brody and Josie have scrubbed their respective Instagram accounts of any evidence that the short, yet well documented relationship ever even occurred. If these multi-talented multi-hyphenates can’t have it all, what chance do the rest of us losers have?

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Basic Girl Summer Is Officially Over: Miley Cyrus And Kaitlynn Carter Broke Up After A Month Together

September 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Miley “Wet Look, Ya’ll!” Cyrus and her rebound vagine Kaitlynn Carter are no more, according to People. Miley has officially slid away from her lady friend to become just friends. So all of you sticking with The Hills: New Beginnings in the faint hope that Miley was going to become a regular can unschedule it from your DVRs now.

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Kaitlynn Carter And Brody Jenner Talked About Their Open Marriage And Being Too Busy (HA!) To Get Married For Real 

September 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Last night on The Hills: New Beginnings, Brody Jenner and Kaitlynn Carter discussed their fake marriage and why they decided to have a marriage ceremony but not actually get legally married (SPOILER ALERT: for attention). They also talked about the rumor that they have an open marriage and that they may be not ready for children. Which at the time, felt very offensive to Kaitlynn, but considering she is now living with and publicly dry humping Miley Cyrus and Brody is now dating Josie Canseco, things might have worked out for the best.

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