Category: David Beckham
David Beckham Says Victoria Beckham Has Eaten The Same Meal Every Day For 25 Years
David Beckham is a guest on the most recent episode of the podcast River Cafe Table 4, and he talked about his relationship with food. The show is hosted by Ruth Rogers, founder of the trés classy River Cafe in London, where David and Victoria Beckham are regulars. Posh was on the pod back in September, but it’s David’s episode that’s making headlines about her eating habits. David revealed that Posh has eaten the same meal every single day since he met her 25 years ago. Lemme guess: Big Mac with extra pickles, a side of fries, and an Oreo McFlurry? Nope. It’s steamed fish and vegetables. Jesus Christ. That poor woman.
Tom Cruise And His Rumored Girlfriend Hayley Atwell Attended Wimbledon Together
A lot of people have had a difficult pandemic what with all the people dying and the economic collapse and everything, but I don’t think anyone has had a tougher go of it than Tom Cruise. He’s supposed to be balls deep in speed right now but COVID-19 related production delays for both Top Gun 2: Buttercup Buckles Up and Mission: Impossible VII means no promo tours for Tommy and therefore no couches to pummel with his tiny, furious feet. So if the rumors are true and Tom’s next Chosen One is in fact his MI7 costar Haley Atwell, he’s stuck parading her around at Wimbledon instead of giving her the proper promotion promised in all his previous contracts.
Posh & Becks Reportedly Got Coronavirus In March And Were Afraid They Were “Super Spreaders”
As Robert Pattinson, The Rock, Tiffany Haddish, and other famous types catch coronavirus, David and Victoria Beckham are probably looking at them, “Pfft, coronavirus is so last season, darlings!” Because according to The Grain of Salt Times known as The Sun, Posh and Becks caught coronavirus in the Tom Hanks days of the pandemic (read: aaaaaaalll the way back in the olden days of March 2020). They kept it on the down-low, but because they were flying around and going to parties before they got the diagnosis, they were afraid they were “super spreaders.” Oh, to think, in simpler times, the words “David Beckham” and “super spreader” would make every personal assistant, teacher, and Welsh singer run to the clinic to get her fuck parts checked.
The Beckhams Want To Renovate Their Country Home, And It’s Pissing Off The Neighbors
David and Victoria Beckham will forever be, to me, a late-90s London couple with an enthusiasm for tacky jewelry, leather pants, white v-neck sweaters, and an aggressive use of hair gel. But current-day Posh & Becks are country people! Or at least, they enjoy casually cosplaying country people. But that might be a problem. According to The Sun, The Beckhams are trying to city up their country house, and some of their country neighbors don’t like it.
Brooklyn Beckham Is Engaged To Nicola Peltz, His Girlfriend Of 7 Months
Last Wednesday, I received the sobering news that the Spice Girls’ “Wannabe” had turned 24 years old. After I stopped crying (and before I ran a comb-full of Just For Men through my hair), I sat down and realized the sheer fleetingness of time. Well, if Wednesday’s breakdown wasn’t bad enough, my Jurassic-era ass got another heaping dose of reality this morning when I was confronted with the fact that Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham has a kid old enough to be married. And getting married is exactly what he’s doing. Annnd now I’m just waiting for the AARP brochures to start showing up in my mailbox.
Posh And Becks Want To Build An Underground Escape Tunnel For Their British Mansion
Panic rooms? So 2002. 2020 is all about passages! Secret passages. At least that’s the plan for David Beckham and Victoria Beckham. They want to construct an escape tunnel under their mansion in Cotswolds (about a hundred miles west of London) in case someone tries to break in. Or in case of another world war, which isn’t looking so farfetched at this point.
Apparently, Posh and Becks were spooked when fellow footballer, Tottenham’s Dele Alli, was robbed at knifepoint in his North London mansion. According to leaked planning documents, they want to build a security hut and install “an underground passage linking the family’s nine-bed Cotswold pad to their luxury car garage” Yeesh, how much will that cost? Maybe they should be pinching pandemic pence? Continue reading