Not long after it was revealed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle high-tailed it out of Los Angeles and moved to Montecito, CA, people started getting suspicious about who paid for their new mansion, considering they’re still making payments on their last home. The Daily Mail claimed that Prince Harry’s dad Prince Charles covered a portion of the $14.6 million price tag. But a source who recently spoke to Us Weekly says Harry and Meghan paid for it entirely on their own with no help from Papa Chuck.
David and Victoria Beckham will forever be, to me, a late-90s London couple with an enthusiasm for tacky jewelry, leather pants, white v-neck sweaters, and an aggressive use of hair gel. But current-day Posh & Becks are country people! Or at least, they enjoy casually cosplaying country people. But that might be a problem. According to The Sun, The Beckhams are trying to city up their country house, and some of their country neighbors don’t like it.
According to People magazine, Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli better start thinking about packing their away bags for prison and the boxes that will hold their dining room china. Because Lori and Mossimo have finally sold their Bel Air mansion after nearly six months on the market. Why do I get the feeling that USC sweatshirt is somehow going to conveniently go missing in the move? Just a hunch!
Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler barely wrapped up one mess and have jumped into another with their divorce and custody fight. The majority of the messiness has been cheating accusations from both sides, as well as allegations of absentee parenting and “marital misconduct.” Now we can add “housing drama” and “shitty financial power moves” to the growing list of reasons why it was probably a good idea for these two to call it quits.
Last month we learned that Kanye West’s Star Wars-inspired low-income housing project was more than just a bizarre Howard Hughes-ian rich guy rumor. It turned out that Kanye had started construction on multiple prefabricated dwellings, which kind of looked like Luke Skywalker’s domed desert house on Tatooine, in the backyard of his Calabasas mansion without a permit. Anyone who has every tried to build so much as a dog house knows there will always be a neighbor who is more than happy to rat you out to the building permit people, and that’s kind of what happened to Kanye. In an extra-shocking turn of events, Kanye isn’t building houses in his backyard anymore.
Kanye West announced last month that his latest questionable project was a low-income prefabricated domed housing project, inspired by Star Wars, that was being built in the middle of the woods in California. I’m sure we all figured Kanye’s attempt at a housing solution would turn out to be a mess. I pictured a family inserting the keys to their new house into the front door and discovering that their new “house” was nothing more than a poorly-constructed 2D facade stolen from a dumpster behind Lucasfilm. As it turns out, it’s a mess before anyone has ever moved in. The houses are domed, and it sounds like they’re doomed. Are you shocked? We’re all shocked!