Category: Melanie Griffith

Selena Gomez Will Produce A “Working Girl” Reboot For Hulu

August 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Since Hollywood is currently rebooting and ruining everything they can get their greedy hands on it’s now time for them to destroy 1988’s Oscar-nominated masterpiece Working Girl. If you recall, despite its title, Working Girl was not a movie about a hooker with a heart of gold but instead a tale of a young woman from modest beginnings, portrayed by Melanie Griffith, who is a glamorous secretary and becomes a boss bitch by the end of the film. In preparation for the upcoming project, Selena Gomez has signed on as a producer and it’s not clear if she’s planning to star in or not. Well since Hulu is in bed with the Kardashians now, at least we can be grateful that they didn’t turn Working Girl into a reboot called Get Your Fucking Ass Up and Work, Girl starring Kim Kardashian. I shouldn’t give them any ideas.

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Dakota Johnson Says Her Grandmother Tippi Hedren Still Has 13 Or 14 Big Cats

May 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Big cats in America. So hot right now, thanks to Tiger King. But Joe Exotic and creepy cult leader Doc Antle (seriously, can someone at least attempt to deprogram his fake-titted wives?!) were far from the first people to surround themselves with exotic puss. Legendary actress Tippi Hedren, mother of Melanie Griffith, and grandmother to Dakota Johnson, was doing it fifty years ago.

At one time, Tippi, now 90 years old, rescued and owned around sixty lions and tigers. Obviously this is far more interesting than my own grandmother’s collection of chicken knick-knacks, so, while remotely interviewing Dakota, Graham Norton took the opportunity to ask if Tippi still owned any big cats. Dakota confirmed that, yes, her grandmother still has around 13 or 14. Continue reading

Melanie Griffith Had To Pay $80,000 For A “Working Girl” Production Shut Down Because She Was Drunk On Set

November 13, 2019 / Posted by:

There’s a very good reason Melanie Griffith’s character Tess McGill in Working Girl seems like a fun and boozy good-time girl. According to Melanie, she was half in the bag for much of the production. And once, she was so far in the bag, production had to stop and the film’s director Mike Nichols handed her an invoice for $80,000 which all but had a note in the memo reading: “Girl, get your shit together.” Tess may have had a bod for sin, but Melanie had the nods from gin (obviously I don’t respect myself or my craft, but I refuse to apologize).

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Melanie Griffith Is Over Marriage

August 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Just because Melanie Griffith has no qualms serving as witness at a wedding officiated by Kris Jenner, don’t expect her to utilize her services! One- Kris probably charges out the ass and makes you invite Scott Disick. Two- after three husbands and four walks down the aisle, Melanie is done with marriage. She’s looking for something casual…just don’t expect her to go looking for it on Tinder, commoners.

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Kathy Griffin Isn’t Waiting Around For Anderson Cooper To Make Amends

May 2, 2018 / Posted by:

The source of many a nervous twitch in the Trump White House, Kathy Griffin, is – much to the chagrin of the red states – back in the U.S. with a new comedy tour even after she shocked everyone by holding up a decapitated fake Trump head. While she already spooked what members of the Trump administration bothered to show up to this weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, she managed to pop by daytime TV and tell Wendy Williams that she doesn’t think she’ll ever make amends with former BFF Anderson Cooper. Continue reading

Colton Haynes And Jeff Leatham Got Married By Pimp Mama Kris

October 28, 2017 / Posted by:

When 29-year-old Colton Haynes got engaged to his 46-year-old flower daddy Jeff Leatham (he’s a floral designer), it was a big, gay extravaganza complete with fireworks, drama and an appearance by Cher. So when I heard they were getting married this weekend, I prepared to explode into a tornado of glitter from the glorious gayness of their wedding. I expected to see Barbra Streisand softly yodel out Evergreen while officiating their ceremony from a giant crystal swan covered with rhinestone-encrusted white orchids imported from Thailand. But I guess all their money was spent on the engagement ceremony, because they had to settle for Pimp Mama Kris as their officiant.

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