The Trailer For Gwyneth Paltrow’s “The Goop Lab” Is Here

January 6, 2020 / Posted by: Mieka

I don’t know if people still hate watch things or if it was collectively decided that we’re not doing that anymore, it’s hard to keep up. If we are still hate watching, then Gwyneth Paltrow is about to have even more extra pocket money for doing weird rich white lady stuff than she already does, which is already so much! According to The Hollywood Reporter, Goop’s really leaning into vaginas with her new Netflix show, The Goop Lab, a six-part documentary series “highlighting wellness issues including female sexual pleasure, psychedelics and longevity.” Somehow, the only thing Gwyneth seems to have taken from the years of criticism and ridicule she and Goop have garnered, is that she’s now “in on” the joke that she’s become a poster child for vaginas.

Like, literally. Here’s the poster.

Gwyneth Paltrow welcomes you to The Goop Lab on January 24 pic.twitter.com/ZzeEEbAy9L

— See What's Next (@seewhatsnext) January 6, 2020

There’s a long list of things that are perfectly fine to put in your vagina (fingers/hands, dicks, dildos, tampons, a little salami as a treat), but Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of them! According to THR:

Hosted by founder and CEO Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop Chief Content Officer Elise Loehnen, each episode will feature researchers, doctors, “alternative health practitioners” and individuals discussing personal experience within the topic. The series is executive produced by Paltrow, Shauna Minoprio, Andrew Fried and Dane Lillegard.

Here’s the trailer. This is the Charlie’s Angels movie we actually wanted with Goop as Charlie, and all her various charlatan practitioners who’ve been trained to assassinate your pussy, mind and spirit, as her Angels.

So daring, so edgy, so beige! Are we just going to pretend Dr. Ruth never existed? Gwyneth closing line, “how can we really milk the shit out of this” pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it? As with all things Goop, I like to check in with Gwyneth’s arch nemesis, the science and fact wielding Dr. Jen. Gunter.

Ideas like bras cause breast cancer? Or that supplements really don’t increase all cause mortality? Or that jade eggs can be recharged with the energy of the moon? Exploring those ideas? https://t.co/cpl9C66GRa

— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) January 6, 2020

Giving women misinformation and disinformation about their health under the guise of empowerment is not feminism, it is the patriarchy.

— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) January 6, 2020

What Jennifer is saying is that your pussy is probably not haunted, and even if it was, before paying thousands of dollars to a Gwyneth approved practitioner to perform an exorcism on you, maybe see a doctor first.

Pic: YouTube

Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow, Hate Watch 2020, How Very GOOP Of You

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