Category: Covid-19

Prince Charles Got COVID Again And THE QUEEN Is Being Monitored Since She Was With Him Recently

February 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Prince Charles is a two-timer! No, not like that (“I beg to differ,” muttered the ghost of Princess Diana). I mean he got COVID for the second time. The first time was way back when the pandemic first began, in March 2020. Today the Clarence House Twitter announced that Charles tested positive for coronavirus this morning and he is currently self-isolating. A royal source tells People that THE QUEEN is being monitored because she met with Charles this week, but so far she isn’t displaying any symptoms. Looks like that cold, no-hugging-or-touching mothering style is finally paying off for the Royals!

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Kat Von D Has Been Accused Of Illegally Running Her Tattoo Shop During The COVID-19 Lockdown

January 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Kat Von D has made it clear that she’s not really into vaccines, COVID-19 safety precautions, or just generally following the rules. Lo and behold, guess who might have gotten busted by a former employee for allegedly running her Los Angeles tattoo shop, High Voltage Tattoo, during California’s COVID-19 lockdown last year? Because there’s nothing more badass than operating a non-essential establishment outside of state-mandated health directives implemented for the sake of reduced positive caseloads and limit overall community transmission, I guess?

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Meat Loaf Has Died At 74

January 21, 2022 / Posted by:

This is surely not the news anyone wanted to read as they head into the weekend or any day for that matter. It’s also a sobering reminder that this pandemic is still out there happening in a bad way, and continues to be ground zero for sadness. Marvin Lee Aday, but known to everyone forever as Meat Loaf, died yesterday at the age of 74 after becoming seriously ill.

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Novak Djokovic’s Australian Visa Gets Suspended Again And He Plans To Appeal

January 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, Jesus’ lawyers better prepare for a defamation lawsuit, because Novak Djokovic‘s father will probably write another delusional letter where he compares his entitled whine-fest to the crucifixion of God’s son. 34-year-old Novak arrived in Melbourne on January 4 for the Australian Open, but he got detained and had his travel visa revoked after officials looked at his medical exemption from the COVID-19 vaccine and decided he did not “meet entry requirements.” Novak appealed that decision and on January 10, a judge reinstated his visa and he was released from immigration detention. But then Novak admitted that he had tested positive for Coronavirus (for the second time) the last month and broke quarantine rules by doing an interview. Novak also lied to Australian authorities about his positive COVID test. And now an immigration minister has revoked his visa again and he’s facing deportation to Serbia. But the #1 men’s tennis player is appealing again.

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Novak Djokovic Admits To Breaking Quarantine After He Tested Positive For COVID-19 Ahead Of His Arrival In Australia

January 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Lumbering mouth-breather Novak Djokovic is apparently much better at tennis than he is at lying. So good at tennis in fact, that an Australian judge decided to reinstate his visa on Monday, allowing him to move forward with his training as he prepares to compete in the Australian Open, even as his house of lies continues to crumble at his feet. Novak’s visa was initially revoked upon arrival in Australia last week when it was discovered that the paperwork he submitted, a “‘medical exemption from COVID vaccination’ on the grounds that he had recently recovered from COVID,” was invalid. According to CNN, Novak had tested positive in December shortly before his arrival, but instead of isolating himself, he decided to go out into the world and share his gift with as many people as possible. But real sneaky like. It’s now been discovered that Novak also submitted a false travel document which stated he had not traveled in the 14 days prior to his arrival in Australia even though there are photos of him playing Jolly Old Saint Omicron in both Serbia and Spain during that period. The Australian government hasn’t had to deal with an asshole this prolific since accused bed-shitter Boo the Yorkie was brought into the country illegally.

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Tori Spelling’s Whole Family Is Sick With Coronavirus

January 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Coronavirus is hitting Tori Spelling harder than American Express! COVID-19 has messed with Tori, her husband (for now) Dean McDermott, and all five of their children, Liam, 14, Stella, 13, Hattie, 10, Finn, 9, and Beau, 4. That house is a superspreader event in itself. Sure, Tori and Dean have been spending tons of time apart and there are various rumors that they both want a divorce, but they still spend some time together. And that’s how infectious Omicron is; even distant celebrity couples can spread it amongst each other.

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