Category: Coronavirus
Chet Hanks Posted An Anti-Vaxxer Rant On Instagram
So how’s everybody’s White Boy Summer™ going? Mine’s OK, just trying to soak up the sun, read more books, go on regular walks, etc. But what about the founder of White Boy Summer™, Chet Hanks? How’s he? Well, the answer is… the worst. Chet Hanks is the worst. “Tell me something I don’t know!” you might be saying. And, yes, fair.
This wannabe Jamaican nepotism douchebaby “rapper” has never not sucked. But yesterday he managed to top himself when he posted an anti-vaxxer rant video on Instagram. Yep, the son of celebrity COVID survivors Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson doesn’t think we should get the vaccine. 31-year-old Chet’s thinking is “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” meaning if he’s never contracted COVID, AKA “the motherfuckin’ flu”, why should he need to get vaxxed against it? Yup, this could be Darwin’s time to shine!
Jennifer Aniston Cut People Out Of Her Life For Not Being Vaccinated
Well, it looks like there are a few people who USED to be a part of Jennifer Aniston’s life and will no longer get an annual holiday basket filled with Aveeno stuff, SmartWater, tubs of VitalProteins, bottles of J by Jennifer Aniston, leftover Friends Reunion merch that nobody bought, and a letter reminding them all to not believe the tabloids and no, she isn’t pregnant with triplets she plans to name Brad One, Brad Two, and Brad Three. Because just like the entire city of New York, you gotta display (your vax card) to play with Jennifer Aniston. She told InStyle that she’s dumped anti-vaxxers in her life who don’t have the vaccine running through their veins. “Oh, so that’s why Jen won’t return my DMs about begging Adam Sandler to put me in Murder Mystery 2 and not because she completely forgot I exist like the rest of Hollywood,” thought noted anti-vaxxer, Rob Schneider.
Doctors Are Worried There Will Be A Spike In COVID-19 Cases Thanks Lollapalooza
While some music festivals were canceled this year because hey, it’s still a fucking pandemic, Lollapalooza did not give a single shit and began its four-day festival on July 29. Is that the Andromeda galaxy or a picture of Lollapalooza? JK, we know we’re all gonna die. NBC Chicago says that infectious disease experts are warning there could be an increase in Coronavirus cases because of it.
Lizzo Asked Her Fans To Give Her 6 Feet Of Space Until COVID Is Over
Lizzo is a celebrity, and if there’s one thing people love to do to celebrities it’s get up in their faces and ask for hugs, selfies, autographs, kisses, blessings, money, etc. But that kind of behavior isn’t COVID-friendly, especially with the Delta variant slutting it up all over America. So Lizzo went on Instagram Live to ask her fans and followers to please give her six feet of personal space if they encounter her in public, even if they’re vaccinated. She says if people don’t do this she’s gonna have to start being “slightly rude about it.” And it’s not cuz she thinks she’s “all that,” it’s because she wants her and close friends and family to stay healthy.
“Bridgerton” Is Among Several Shows That Had To Be Shut Down Due To COVID-19 Outbreaks
Not that it matters since we’re all probably going to be dead next year anyway but production on season 2 of Bridgerton has been halted indefinitely due to the ongoing pandemic that is determined to see us all dead by next year. According to Deadline, for the second time in a week, Netflix has had to shut down production on its big butts and bustles blockbuster due to a positive COVID-19 test. Bridgerton shoots in England where two other productions, Netflix’s Matilda based on the Broadway musical and HBO’s Game Of Thrones prequel House of The Dragon, have also been shut down due to COVID. At this rate, the surviving population of the coronapocalypse is going to have nothing but reruns of the Friends reunion to watch next season and that’s only if they can fend off the parasitic mutant anti-vaxxers who roam the wasteland in search of a host.
Filming Has Shut Down On “Mission: Impossible 7” Over Several Positive COVID-19 Tests
Someone better watch their back because Tom Cruise is going to rage out of his cha-cha heels again. Back in February 2020, production on the seventh Mission: Impossible movie was shut down in Venice because of Coronavirus. Since then, Tom has made it his mission, which he chose to accept, to get that movie made. His ass was building high-tech Coronavirus-safe bunkers and he was renting cruise ships to keep people isolated. Tom was doing the most to keep the cast and crew COVID-free. And still, they tried him and after Tom witnessed crew members not socially distancing, he went off on them in a recording that was later leaked. After all that, Tommy couldn’t keep Coronavirus away, because several people working on the movie tested positive and production has been shut down again.