Category: Tom Come Get Your Boiii
Chet Hanks Posted An Anti-Vaxxer Rant On Instagram
So how’s everybody’s White Boy Summer™ going? Mine’s OK, just trying to soak up the sun, read more books, go on regular walks, etc. But what about the founder of White Boy Summer™, Chet Hanks? How’s he? Well, the answer is… the worst. Chet Hanks is the worst. “Tell me something I don’t know!” you might be saying. And, yes, fair.
This wannabe Jamaican nepotism douchebaby “rapper” has never not sucked. But yesterday he managed to top himself when he posted an anti-vaxxer rant video on Instagram. Yep, the son of celebrity COVID survivors Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson doesn’t think we should get the vaccine. 31-year-old Chet’s thinking is “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” meaning if he’s never contracted COVID, AKA “the motherfuckin’ flu”, why should he need to get vaxxed against it? Yup, this could be Darwin’s time to shine!
Chet Hanks Hopped On Clubhouse To Defend His Use Of A Jamaican Accent
Chet Hanks has done what few of us dare to do. He has decided, firmly and resolutely, which hill he would like to die on. Bomboclaat Mountain will be Chester Marlon Hanks’ final resting place. According to Newsweek, Chet recently popped into a Clubhouse chat to vigorously defend his Jah-given rights as a white boy to continue to use a phony Jamaican patois whenever the mood strikes him because he thinks it’s hilarious. And yes, sorry folks, it looks like we’re going to have to acknowledge the existence of Clubhouse now. I had hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but alas, here we are.