The GOP-led death cult continues apace, and just in time for Christmas, Kirk Cameron has decided to play the role of the Little Drummer Boy, drumming up a bunch of souls and leading them to meet their maker, but make it festive! According to TMZ, Kirk has taken the foot long out of his mouth long enough to organize a mass, unmasked Christmas caroling event under the guise of a peaceful protest “in response to govt tyrants telling us how to celebrate Christmas,” per Sing It Louder, the organization he is working with. No one’s gonna tell Kirk he can’t celebrate Christmas by spraying aerosolized coronavirus all over your Grandma with a pitchy rendition of Here Come Santa Claus. It’s a (novel) Cameron family tradition!
Even If Millions More Will Die, Dr. Oz Thinks We Should Consider Opening Up Schools To Get Our “Mojo” Back
Oprah Winfrey may have donated $10 million towards coronavirus relief efforts, but even if that sum had several more zeros in it, it still wouldn’t make up for the sin of unleashing Dr. Oz on the world. According to The Wrap, Dr. Mehmet Oz recently appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News to talk about possibilities for “reopening” the country in the middle of a global pandemic. Dr. Oz then casually suggested that “schools are a very appetizing opportunity” for America to get its “mojo back”, which frankly are the most ghoulish words ever uttered, and yes I’m including words uttered by pedophile vampires. Dr. Oz says that despite a “2-3%” increase in mortality rates, it might be a good “tradeoff.” Oprah, we’re going to need a 200-300% increase in your charitable donations to even begin to make up for this quack.