Category: Kirk Cameron

Kirk Cameron Is Shocked That Queer-Friendly Libraries Aren’t Interested In Promoting His Children’s Book

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Like his sister, Candace Cameron Bure, Kirk Cameron loves God and traditional marriages (translation: he hates gay people). The Christian COVIDiot, who once made headlines for calling homosexuality “unnatural”, has released a new children’s book out called As You Grow. Kirk told Fox News (via Yahoo!) that he’s using his book to fight against the “dangerous” culture American children are being “indoctrinated” into. He claims Bibles are being removed from libraries and schools (as we know, Kirk loves home-schooling), and replaced with “toxic ideas” like “transgenderism, CRT and the 1619 project.” Hoo boy. Now, obviously, many people do not agree with this brand of wackadoo bigotry. This is why Fox News reports (via We Got This Covered) that 50 libraries have turned down Kirk’s request to promote his book by hosting a story hour. Huh. Maybe a Kirk Cameron story hour would do better at a MAGA rally or book-burning?

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Kirk Cameron Calls Public Schools “Enemy Number One” While Plugging His Documentary “Homeschool Awakening”

May 2, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s rare to see someone work so hard to destroy their legacy with as much efficiency and speed as Kirk Cameron has. Just 11 years ago, Kirk had reached the pinnacle of his career when he starred in Office Birthday, a subversive work of absurdist art about a former teen-heartthrob whose religious fervor results in a surreal tableau that speaks to the isolation and futility of modern American enterprise. Since then, he’s given us nothing but shitty movie after shitty movie, punctuated by one shitty hot take after another. Kirk’s most recent shitty movie is a documentary called Homeschool Awakening, and his most recent shitty hot take is that America’s public school system has become “public enemy #1.” Kirk was on top of the world, now he’s just another asshole for whom education and empathy are dirty words. He really should have just sat there and eaten his footlongs.

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DJ Tanner Wants You To Know That She’s Not Anti-Vax, She’s Just “Pro-Medical Freedom”

October 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Candace Cameron Bure let everyone know her thoughts on getting the Coronavirus vaccine. It was very gracious of her to do so because I’m sure all of you were lying in bed at night with your eyes wide open wondering what DJ Tanner’s thoughts on the vaccine were. Well, Candance Cameron Bure told her 5 million Instagram followers (yes, 5 MILLION) that she’s not an anti-vaxxer, she’s just for “medical freedom” and “sunlight, exercise, real food, & vitamins.” Wait, she’s for REAL food? Well, I guess that means more Subway for her brother’s no-friends-having ass! Too bad for you, CaCaBu!

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Kirk Cameron Once Again Violated California’s Coronavirus Lockdown Rules With A Christmas Caroling Event 

December 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Ugh. This moron again. Kirk Cameron, proud Christian Covidiot (a term my mom just discovered and LOVES), hosted another Christmas caroling event last night. Second one in a week. Most of the participants were not wearing masks, and it doesn’t look like many were social distancing. The gathering was once again held outside The Oaks mall in Thousand Oaks, California, right next to a COVID-19 testing center. How convenient. Kirk chose to throw this event despite (aka because of) California’s recent surge of coronavirus cases which left hospitals filled to capacity.

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Kirk Cameron Hosted A Christmas Caroling Event To Protest California’s Stay-At-Home Orders

December 15, 2020 / Posted by:

The GOP-led death cult continues apace, and just in time for Christmas, Kirk Cameron has decided to play the role of the Little Drummer Boy, drumming up a bunch of souls and leading them to meet their maker, but make it festive! According to TMZ, Kirk has taken the foot long out of his mouth long enough to organize a mass, unmasked Christmas caroling event under the guise of a peaceful protest “in response to govt tyrants telling us how to celebrate Christmas,” per Sing It Louder, the organization he is working with. No one’s gonna tell Kirk he can’t celebrate Christmas by spraying aerosolized coronavirus all over your Grandma with a pitchy rendition of Here Come Santa Claus. It’s a (novel) Cameron family tradition!

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Lori Loughlin Reportedly Maintains That She Did Nothing Wrong Despite Accepting Plea Deal

August 22, 2020 / Posted by:

If you thought that the sentencing of these two would be the absolute last thing you’d hear about them for a long time, think again. Hot on the heels of yesterday’s news that Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were sentenced to prison (2 months for her and 5 months for him) after admitted wrongdoing, sources tell Us Weekly that she refuses to accept the full and complete blame for paying $500,000 to fraudulently get her daughters into USC through the rowing team. And while many are against Lori and Mossimo, she is getting some love from DJ Tanner herself Candace Cameron Bure.

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