Category: Do Not Approach

Presley Gerber Responds To The Negativity Of Being “Misunderstood”

February 10, 2020 / Posted by:

20-year-old Presley Gerber is angry at the negative attention he’s receiving right now. Last week, the oldest spawn of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber thought it would be a good idea to follow in the great role model footsteps of Post Malone and Aaron Carter by getting a face tattoo. Presley decided to fuck with his HUGE modeling career by getting the word “misunderstood” tattooed on his face, and now he feels misunderstood by the hate.

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The Sun Claims That Duchess Meghan And Prince Harry’s Staff Ban Neighbors From Approaching Them Or Petting Their Dog

July 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan and Price Harry are living every introvert’s dream by having their neighbors banned from making small talk and asking to see Baby Archie. Neighbors are reportedly not allowed to even pet the dog and claim that no one even knows the dog’s name because the super private couple won’t tell anyone. I’m guessing the dog’s name is actually just Rachel Green and Meghan is just not happy about it.

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