Category: Presley Gerber
Presley Gerber’s “Misunderstood” Face Tattoo Is Gone
They grow up so quickly, don’t they? Presley Gerber, the 22-year-old son of Casamigos founder Rande Gerber and former supermodel Cindy Crawford is striking out on his own in the cutthroat world of fashion. And to mark his transition from the surfboard to the boardroom, he’s had to make some very adult decisions. According to Page Six, all but the faintest reminder of his “misunderstood” youth remains on his face. It appears he’s had the facial tattoo lasered off along with any of the lines and wrinkles that come with dedicated hard work. Presley is reborn a man. A man dedicated to the toil of slapping his name on a capsule collection called “Cali Sober” for the clothing company Local Authority.
Oh Look, Presley Gerber Got Some New Tattoos!
I know you’ve all been wondering how former streetwear model and offspring-of-beautiful-people, Presley Gerber (son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber), has been coping throughout this global pandemic. Times are tough, but you’ll be relieved to know that your boy is keeping busy: shooting some hoops, engaging with his idiotic loyal followers, and taking another much-needed trip to the tattoo chair.
Presley Gerber Compared Having A Face Tattoo To Being Trans
I’m sure we all would have happily gone on with our lives all but forgetting who Presley Gerber is, let alone giving a single shit about what he does to his face. Sure, his “misunderstood” face tattoo was good for a fleeting laugh, but Presley keeps reminding us that affluenza is actually a bigger threat to our global stability than COVID-19. Presley is still complaining about getting made fun of for his tattoo, and according to E! News, has now compared his situation to being trans. And just like that, I have to self quarantine because there is something wrong with my eyes (sprained), heart (hurt), and lungs (I keep wheezing, “woo child” and sighing with the weariness of the maid who has to pick up Presley’s dirty underwear off the floor). Let’s not get complacent, affluenza kills.
Rande Gerber And Cindy Crawford Are Worried About Presley Gerber
It seems like Presley Gerber’s decision to get a tattoo on his face was finally a cause for concern for his parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Or maybe it was that video where Presley looked like he was auditioning for the title role in an Aaron Carter biopic for Lifetime (in other words: DISTRESSING). But it’s safe to assume that Presley didn’t give his parents a heads-up or seek their approval on the location of his cry for help new ink.
Presley Gerber Responds To The Negativity Of Being “Misunderstood”
20-year-old Presley Gerber is angry at the negative attention he’s receiving right now. Last week, the oldest spawn of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber thought it would be a good idea to follow in the great role model footsteps of Post Malone and Aaron Carter by getting a face tattoo. Presley decided to fuck with his HUGE modeling career by getting the word “misunderstood” tattooed on his face, and now he feels misunderstood by the hate.
Presley Gerber Continues to Make Good Decisions
Hi y’all! I’m Adam. I’m a freelance copywriter and playwright from Toronto, like Allison, Kristian, and Emily. Like most of you, I have enjoyed reading about Hot Sluts, Panty Creamers, and Jackie Stallone over the years, so it’s a GAG to be able to say that I am one of the new Dlisted writers! Now, needless to say, I love gossip––all kinds. I also love it when beautiful, rich people have children who turn out to be a constant source of embarrassment to them. Which brings me to my first ever Dlisted post: