Cindy Crawford And Rande Gerber Hope Their Daughter’s Relationship With Pete Davidson Will Fizzle Out

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber have two children who are high fashion models barely out of their teens, but of course, it’s the girl child we have concerns about. Even though her brother Presley Gerber is the one with a poorly rendered pot leaf tattoo on his hand and a DUI conviction. Page Six reports that Cindy and Rande aren’t too jazzed that their 18-year-old daughter, Kaia Gerber, has taken up Pete Davidson’s soprano sax. A source close to the couple (you would think George Clooney had better things to do, can somebody please just throw a cameo his way or something) says that they are hoping the relationship “fizzles out.” Pete’s probably kicking himself right now for not having George sign one of those NDAs he’s so fond of.

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19-Year-Old Presley Gerber Got Charged With DUI

Presley Gerber, the model son (and by model I don’t mean he’s well behaved, I mean he’s a model like his sister Kaia) of Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford, was just charged with a DUI. Crazy right? If only Uncle George had intervened! (George and Rande are BFFs and founded Casamigos Tequila together). Preston was arrested at 4:00AM on December 30th for DUI after he was pulled over speeding along Sunset Blvd in Beverly Hills in his Tesla. TMZ reports that he “reeked of booze” and blew a .08, which is just the legal limit. But Preston is only 19 and California has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to underage drinking, which means that even if you summer with the Clooneys and the arresting officer used to beat off to pictures of your mom, you’re still going to get into trouble. Just not very much trouble.

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The Casamigos Halloween Parties Brought Out A Fist Fighting Brandi Glanville And Under Qualified Airline Pilots

I learned an important lesson this weekend. Stop shrugging off Casamigos tequila as just the vanity label of a couple of very rich middle aged white bros who like to throw their old fashioned good looks and money around and party with their fabulous, kinda boring Hollywood friends. There is more to Casamigos than that because there is some good goss is swirling around the label! Starting with the news earlier this month that a ROYAL (Princess Eugenie) was marrying a Casamigos UK brand rep, to the breaking news yesterday that a newly single Jenna Dewan debuted her new man friend at their party on Friday night, the tequila brand has bumped up in my radar a little tiny bit.

Now we have some more messy news to come out of that Halloween party. Brandi Glanville has been accused by actor Kobie “DJ K-LUV” Randolph of attacking him and he has the bloody lip receipt to prove it. Kobie (who has one IMDB credit for Project Hollywood), filmed himself upon returning home from the party and must’ve hit send directly to TMZ before he grabbed an ice pack, because they posted the clip yesterday.

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Scarlett Johansson Showed Up To The The Met Gala In Marchesa

Before Harvey Weinstein was officially outed as the closest DNA relative to a bridge troll, it seemed as though every red carpet had at least one star in a Marchesa dress. Marchesa  is co-owned by Harvey’s now-estranged wife Georgina Chapman. Then the stories about Harvey went public, and A-list actresses were running away from Marchesa as if it was a deep-fried gluten sandwich. Nobody wanted to wear Marchesa anymore. Well, nobody until Scarlett Johansson, who did just that at the Met Gala.

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Open Post: Hosted By Amal Clooney, Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford In Disco Drag

On Friday night, Casamigos tequila threw a 70s-themed Halloween party in L.A., and Amal Clooney, Rande Gerber and his wife Cindy Crawford fanned the flames of those swingers rumors by doing themselves up like a bunch of coked-up suburbanites going to a key party. Actually, Amal and Rande look like they’re about to drop their faces onto a pile of the white shit at their neighbor’s key party, while Cindy Crawford looks more like Joan Crawford on a cruise to Rio.

But the real surprise here is Rande Gerber. Like Casamigos tequila, Rande has never done anything for me, but seeing him looking like an oven-roasted off-brand Rob Lowe Ken Doll as a 70s porn mogul makes me feel like I just butt chugged a bottle of Spanish Fly.

Tom + Lorenzo says that surprisingly, Amal’s Studio 54 costume didn’t come out of a plastic bag fished from the clearance costume section at Party City. Amal’s “costume” is a sequined designer gown by Halpern. A sequined Halpern jumpsuit goes for around $2,600, so I’m guessing that Amal’s costume cost about that much. Cheap, I know! It’s a good thing that Amal didn’t spend any real money on her costume, because it probably got ruined when George Clooney showed up to the party and cried out greasy bits of his ego all over it after learning that Suburbicon was going to flop.

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George Clooney And Rande Gerber Will Be Neighbors Again

George Clooney and his BFF Rande Gerber are the kind of best friends that make tequila together and live right next door to each other in Mexico. Sadly, they recently sold their twin villas in Cabo, which means George and Rande have to pack up their private telephone line, aka the tin cans attached to 30ft of string that Amal Clooney was nice enough to help them make. The good news is they’ll have a new place for them. Page Six says that both George and Rande recently purchased fancy condos in the same building in NYC.

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