Category: Chris Evans
Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo Drunkenly DM-ing Chris Evans
Oh God, the drunken DM. I’m sure most of us have been there. Liquid courage confidence in the moment, total shame the next day. Now, as magazines have been telling us for years, celebrities are JUST! LIKE! US! And, this past weekend, Lizzo proved this to be true by having one too many drinkies and DM-ing Chris Evans on Instagram. But Chris did the gentlemanly thing, and instead of leaving her on the dreaded silent “read” (shudder), he actually followed Lizzo and responded. Lizzo, how you feelin’? Feeling good as hell?
Open Post: Hosted By Anthony Mackie Challenging Chris Evans To A “Best Ass” Competition
There was a rumor that Chris Evans would be returning to the Marvel universe in some form and once again taking up the shield of Captain America. Anthony Mackie is rumored to becoming the next Captain America in a Disney+ series, and so there may be some competition coming. But not just over who gets to hold a super-powerful shield and throw it around with the strength and coordination of Xena Warrior Princess. Anthony seems to be ready to challenge Chris for one more title: America’s Ass.
Chris Evans Got Called Out For Playing Both Sides Of The Political Coin
Yesterday, when a mob of domestic terrorists took a break from playing Rainbow Six Siege in their troll holes to play their own real-life version of Rainbow Six Siege in the Capitol, many celebrities spoke up against it. Selena Gomez again called out the head bitches of social media platforms for allowing misinformation and hate to spread on their sites, which contributed to what happened yesterday. (Donald Trump was temporarily suspended from Twitter and Facebook has banned him for at least two weeks.) And Chris Evans called out the enablers who fueled the already-flaming dumpster fire that swept through the Capitol yesterday. And well, Twitter did what they do best: They pulled out some past shit that bit Captain America in the ass.
Chris Pratt Scored Some “Victories” Over Chris Evans And Chris Hemsworth In The Battle Of The Chrises
41-year-old Chris Pratt recently had Mark Ruffalo hulking out and Avengers assembling to protect him from the meanies of the Internet who were convinced he’s The Worst Chris out of the Hollywood Chrises including himself Chris Evans, Chris Pine, and Chris Hemsworth. I think everyone’s forgetting about Christopher Columbus–the real villain Chris here. But Chris is above it all and has told the world that actually he’s beat two of the top tier Chrises (Evans and Hemsworth)… in a fantasy league.
Chris Evans Will Voice The Human Buzz Lightyear In A Disney+ Movie
Those with a Toy Story fetish (niche market) and those of us attracted to Chris Evans are about to come together in a stunning moment in history. Disney announced a new movie about Buzz Lightyear, the astronaut toy from Toy Story, and he will be played by Chris. Well, that merchandise line will definitely have the biggest-dicked toys in existence.
Chris Evans And Aly Raisman Hung Out On A Dog Date
I need to stress that when I used the word “date” above, there is no romantic implication. It’s more like “date” as in, two people cleared some room on their schedules and got together, and in this specific instance, with their dogs. So for anyone out there prone to weird Lady and The Tramp fantasies, please stop picturing Chris Evans spaghetti-kissing Olympic gold medal gymnast Aly Raisman. This was a doggy play-date. However, that doesn’t mean they weren’t putting off potential romance vibes.