Category: Ben Foster
Robin Wright Has Filed For Divorce From Her French Fashion Executive Husband Of Four Years
Having been married to one of the most noxious messes in Hollywood before co-starring with one of the creepiest messes in the game, it’s easy to see why Robin Wright would want to keep her personal life neat and tidy. It makes sense, she did use to be on soaps. Except for that one time she took the plastic off the sofa and let Vanity Fair sit down while she poured them a tepid cup of tea when she told them that her then on-again/off-again fiance Ben Foster made her love, laugh and cum more than ex-husband Sean Penn ever did, it’s probably safe to use the guest bathroom Robin’s house without worrying about lifting the lid and seeing a forgotten turd left unflushed. Back in 2018, Robin stealthily got married to smoking hot French fashion executive Clement Giraudet, and now, TMZ reports that she’s stealthily filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” and is probably busy scrubbing every last trace of their lovemaking from every surface in her house (I hope she got it, girl!) and ordering new plastic covers for the furniture as we speak.
Laura Prepon Is Reportedly Relieved After Leaving Scientology
Last week Laura Prepon did an interview with People magazine and revealed that she left Scientology about five years ago. Laura also shared that her husband of three years, hottie Ben Foster, had never even been involved with Scientology. Now sources are telling Us Weekly that Laura, who joined Scientology way back in 1999, is relieved to have escaped the “Church,” and that she’s on her own spiritual path. Alexa? Play “Freedom” by George Michael. Continue reading
Laura Prepon Says She’s No Longer In Scientology, And That Her Husband Ben Foster Never Was
It looks like Leah Remini has a new set of names to add to her Christmas card list this year. Because Laura Prepon, formerly one of Scientology’s most visible celebrities, has made it very clear that she does not fuck with L. Ron Hubbard, David Miscavige, and the rest of them anymore. Oh no! But who will Tom Cruise ask to reach things on the top shelf for him now that one of the Celebrity Center’s tallest members is gone? Time to get a good step ladder!
Laura Prepon Is Pregnant With Her Second Child
People says that Laura Prepon and her husband of 16 months Ben Foster are having another kid. They confirmed the news earlier today on Instagram. 39-year-old Laura and 38-year-old Ben are Scientologists, so I was kind of hoping for an on-brand pregnancy announcement post. Like a picture of Laura holding some E-meter cans and a caption that read: “I can’t suppress this news! Audit-it with Ben and now I’m pregnant!” Instead, we got a sweet picture of Laura’s 2-year-old daughter Ella using her baby belly as a convenient window-watching seat.
Laura Prepon And Ben Foster Got Married
In the past, Ben Foster might have been able to give a surly “who wants to know” when asked if he’s a Scientologist. But Ben and loud n’ proud ‘Tologist Laura Prepon just got married so it’s probably safe to assume he’s got at least a couple Dianetics monologues memorized for auditions. After all, according to L. Ron Hubbard himself, the “R” corner of the ARC Triangle, the main tenet of a Scientology marriage, is “reality”. Or more accurately, relative reality.
Laura Prepon Is A Mom Now
A source (a gossip-whispering thetan?) tells UsWeekly says that 37-year-old out-and-proud Scientologist Laura Prepon and her 36-year-old down-low Scientologist fiancé Ben Foster are now the parents to a baby girl. Donna from That 70s Show was rumored to be knocked up back in January, then she confirmed said knocking up as well as what she was having on Live! with Kelly & Ryan in June.
According to UsWeekly’s source, the baby was possibly born earlier this week or last week, or who knows? Maybe this baby was born a month ago and already knows it doesn’t like the sound of Unky Ashton’s annoying laugh. Also not known is the name. All we know for sure is that Laura and Ben were seen having dinner in New York City on Tuesday night. They were reportedly seen enjoying “wine and cocktails,” which to me seems like one of the more obvious ways to let everyone know you’re no longer carrying a kid around inside you.
So this means the Church of Scientology has a…whatever they call a baptism, to plan. I’m guessing it’s called something pseudo-scientific and pretentious, like a Small Adult Celestial Enlightenment Ceremony. Actually, I wonder what that would be like? There’s definitely some kind of formal infant gown passed down from child to child with Tom Cruise’s smiling face hand-stitched into it. David Miscavige has John Travolta pour barley water into the baptismal font (aka a bowl placed on the apple crates David and Tom stand on during presentations). Someone dips the cans of an E-meter into the barley water and places them in the baby’s hands. Then the ceremony is complete when the baby has been asked who should be billed for their My First Auditing Session.
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