Brad Pitt Isn’t Looking For A Full-Time Girlfriend Right Now

September 11, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been a scant two weeks since we learned about Brad Pitt’s rumored lady, a 27-year-old model named Nicole Poturalski, a woman who looks like the SHEIN version of Bella Hadid, and who might possibly be in an open marriage with 67-year-old German restaurateur Roland Mary. We also heard that Brad had spent some time with Nicole at Chateau Miraval, the French winery and estate he co-owns with his ex-wife and current legal sparring partner Angelina Jolie.

Inviting your current girlfriend to the French mansion you bought and share with your ex sounds like the kind of big, bold move that confirms things are serious. Or at least, serious enough to make the home’s other owner “furious” about it. But according to Us Weekly, Brad’s not attached to Nicole like that, at least not at the moment.

I may be the wrong person to give their thoughts on this situation, as I once held the firm belief that a 905 area code was too far to go for dick. Brad and Nicole have been crossing entire oceans and landing in different continents for their alleged hookups. But Us Weekly says that Nicole hasn’t been in Los Angeles for Brad, she’s there for work and just so happens to see her friend Brad while she’s in town.

“It’s currently a go-with-the-flow situation, and Nicole’s not running around yelling about her love for Brad from the rooftops,” a source exclusively reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, noting that the twosome spent most of their time together in Los Angeles. “Nicole is there a lot for work. That’s where the bulk of her dates with Brad have been.”

The source adds that Brad and Nicole are both parents, and their primary focus is on their kids. So, it’s casual, allegedly, and no one wants to be tied down, allegedly. However, we also shouldn’t expect Brad to move on from his summer romance once the leaves start falling and everyone’s breath starts smelling like pumpkin spice lattes.

“Going by what Brad’s been saying, they are totally falling for each other.”

Another source says that Brad’s really falling for Nicole’s “carefree” attitude. But yet another source is saying that Brad isn’t falling for her in a potential third wife way.

“Brad thinks Nicole is beautiful and kind. He has absolutely no plans nor any desire to ever get married again. Brad doesn’t want a girlfriend that he’s with every day.”

As for how the Brangelina divorce is moving along,  Us Weekly says that Brad and Angelina are no longer going to family therapy because no one wants to be cordial any more.

“Tensions have escalated between Brad and Angelina, with family therapy no longer taking place,” a source exclusively tells Us Weekly.

The source says the reason for the escalated tensions (that should be the name of the miniseries that is eventually made of this) is because of the kids. Next month, Brad and Angelina are due in court to figure out who gets to spend how much time with Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivienne, and Knox. Maddox is legally an adult, and therefore doesn’t have to spend court-appointed time with either parent. And neither is willing to compromise on how much time is divided, because Angelina allegedly doesn’t even want the kids living in the same city as their dad.

“Brad wants 50/50 joint physical and legal custody of the kids. Angelina has been unagreeable to those terms. [She] will only agree to talk about an agreement if the home base for the children isn’t Los Angeles. The younger kids are in school in Los Angeles, which Angelina has always been opposed to. They are very smart and are eager to attend school in person [amid the COVID-19 pandemic].”

Schools in Los Angeles have been shut down due to the pandemic, but many schools in other countries have recently opened back up. Angelina is also a UNHCR Special Envoy, which means she works with refugees all across the globe, and she doesn’t have to be based in Los Angeles to do that.

How in the world can either of them find a compromise between a 50/50 split and moving out of the country? If Us Weekly’s sources are telling the truth about the situation, then Nicole might be the perfect partner for Brad at this point in time. Casual, carefree, available sometimes, date and time TBD. Those are very good qualities for a woman who is dating a guy that might end up spending most of his time in a courtroom. I wonder if the court has a nice cafeteria? Maybe she can join him for lunch one day.


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