Open Post: Hosted By The 345,000 Used Condoms Seized In Vietnam

September 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Frugality has taken on a sickening levels as hundreds of thousands of used condoms were seized in Vietnam after someone had cleaned and prepared them for resale. You read that correctly, refurbished condoms. 2020 is truly an endless abyss.

The Vietnamese authorities really earned their paycheck on their latest raid of a factory. CNN says that Vietnamese state media reported 345,000 used condoms were confiscated. Which is only slightly more used condoms than you can find at Coachella. I’m just kidding, we know they don’t use condoms.

Vietnam Television (VTV) showed footage of dozens of large bags containing the used prophylactics covering a warehouse floor in the southern province of Binh Duong. The bags weighed more than 360 kilograms (794 lbs)–which according to their equations is equivalent to 345,000 condoms. The owner of the warehouse said they received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person.” Which I think is the worst part of this story. Where was this person getting the used condoms? Floors? Personal donations? Hundreds of thousands of them? Good god… I hope someone investigates this. Contact trace those condoms!

A woman, who was detained during the warehouse raid, explained the process. She boiled the condoms in water, then dried and reshaped them on a wooden phallus before repackaging them to sell again. Yes, they resold. Okay, that is the worst part of the story. This is going green gone wrong in many ways because I’m sure a few dicks went green from using a pre-owned jizz sack.

And the woman boiled away cum in exchange for $0.17 for every kilogram of recycled condoms. That’s 2.2 pounds. This lady was earning 17 cents per two pounds of used condoms. Talk about underpaid labor.

So… are there used condoms out in the world being sold like new? Perfect, just what men needed, another excuse not to wear a condom. If a guy tells you: “I can’t baby, it might be used!” do not fall for it!

Pic: VTV/Twitter

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