Only a few days ago, it was reported that Angelina Jolie was prepared to take her custody battle with Brad Pitt to Level 4: The Bridge is Now Ashes, by showing the court proof of domestic violence. Well, it’s like people always say – where there’s smoke, there’s likely to be a burned-up bridge somewhere close by. Because Us Weekly is saying that 19-year-old son Maddox Jolie-Pitt has testified against Brad, in a way that only further establishes how allegedly damaged their relationship might be.
Brad Pitt and his Totally Hair Ken Doll hair (“Bitch, he wishes he had it like this.” – Totally Hair Ken) weren’t at the BAFTAs this past weekend, and when his Once Upon a Time in Hollywood co-star Margot Robbie accepted his Best Supporting Actor win for him, she said he couldn’t be there to drop his Brexit and Prince Hot Ginge jokes himself, because he had a family obligation. The Sun claims that family obligation was a meet-up with his 18-year-old son Maddox Jolie-Pitt, who probably has had Brad blocked from TikTok since their relationship hasn’t exactly been Best Dad mugs and Father of the Year mylar balloons for a while. But Brad reportedly ditched the royals to hang out with Maddox.
Us Weekly is reporting that sad Brad Pitt is still sad about his sad non-relationship with his adopted son Maddox Jolie-Pitt. Brad was overseas recently, but no effort was made to visit Maddox, 18, where he’s matriculating at Yonsei University in Seoul, South Korea. It’s also entirely possible that Brad, 55, buzzed him at the dorm and Maddox Mimi-ed him to the dude in the lobby because things haven’t been cool between them since the rumble on the runway in 2016. Just do what we all do, Brad and Maddox – blame Angie and then hug it out!
Somewhere in an alternate universe, this isn’t one of the most recent pictures we’ve got of Brad Pitt and Maddox Jolie. In said universe, there are pics of Brad and Madd throwing up praise arms while celebrating the almighty Kanye West at a Sunday Service. Of course, in our universe, those pictures don’t exist, because Maddox doesn’t want anything to do with Brad, no matter how many free pairs of Yeezy Boosts Brad’s new friend could hook him up with. And according to a source close to the situation, Brad is very bummed out about that.
Did you think that just because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are now closer to divorce that the stories about her being an evil demon bitch would stop? Of course not! Angie and Brad’s son Maddox is off to higher education, but it seems he’s also now playing a bigger role in his parents’ affairs–even though they are fully not together. It seems that role is one being orchestrated by mommy dearest–as Page Six says that Demon Queen Maleficent is back again and is using Maddox against Brad.
There was a time when Angelina Jolie was all about leather pants, blood vial necklaces, making out on red carpets, and bad-ass dragon tattoos. Then she started growing her family, and before you knew it, she was Angelina Jolie, wrangler of six little kids and Brad Pitt. But now Angelina is without Brad, and her 2/3 of her kids are now teenagers, so what’s Angelina’s life like now? Watching your teenagers freak out over the newest tacky hypebeast footwear or YouTuber wedding might make some parents grab a bottle of wine and escape into a Love It or List It marathon. But not Angelina, who says her teens are making her nostalgic for her own teen years.