Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Getting A Taste Of Her Own Medicine While Trying To Sell A Goop Detox Kit

Goop is gagged! Gagged by her own shit too. Over on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Instagram page, there was an attempt to hawk Goop’s new G.Tox 7-Day Reset Kit, the primary component of which, when prepared by Gwyneth’s practiced hand, resembles sewer pipe sludge. Shame on all you people who say Gwyneth didn’t deserve that Oscar for Shakespeare In Love, because of the look of barely restrained repulsion on her face as she knocks back what looks like a shot of humanely harvested, all organic, freshly extruded infant excrement, is a masterclass in METHOD ACTING! She really drank that stank!

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