Blac Chyna’s New Life Journey Includes A Breast Reduction And Having The Silicone Removed From Her Ass

March 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Just when we thought we’d finally live long enough to see what these newfangled fake asses look like after decades of hard sitting, Blac Chyna ups and decides to embark on a “life-changing journey” that includes getting her “breast and Gluteus maximus” reduced. Vibe reports that Chyna has shared parts of her journey on Instagram to inspire others to think twice before letting some doctor inject their ass with industrial-grade silicone just so their career can peak with getting knocked up by the poorest and least popular Kardashian. Ladies, don’t do it—it’s just not worth it!

Now, we only have Madonna left as an example that wisdom and age don’t always go hand-in-hand. Or in this case, toxic chemical-in-muscle tissue. Vibe reports:

Blac Chyna is now amongst the many celebrities that have reversed their “butt shots” and breast enhancement procedures. On Monday (March 13), Chyna née Angela White, took to her Instagram while wearing a hospital gown — revealing that she’s going to take us all on a “life changing” journey.

Within the video she declared the reason for her transformation is that “she’s changing her life” and “changing her ways.”

“One of the things that I feel like is going to take me to the next level, is taking some of these “ass shots out,” she said while explaining the difference between silicon “butt shots” and a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift). Chyna then revealed that she got “a** shots” at the young age of 19 and hasn’t had any “major complications” since then.

“I got it when I was 19 years old, but now I’m moving here in life, so I want this shit out of my ass so I can grow,” she added. Chyna then warned women not to get silicon shots because you can, “get sick, you can die, have complications and all this other crazy stuff.”

Chyna even went so far as to remove her signature talons, saying she’s going to leave that to “the other young ladies coming up” as she steps “into another way.” Which was an excellent choice for someone determined to get the shit out of their ass. Here’s Chyna’s post.

Yes, she used APA notation to quote herself. Her mind! Chyna says it took doctors over eight hours to remove the silicone because there was so much in there it kept clogging up the machine. This makes me wonder if she asked them to save it for her so she can resell it to Kris Jenner in lieu of a down payment on the $391,000 she owes her in legal fees. I mean, Kris obviously isn’t going to use second-hand silicone in one of her daughters, but she might want to keep it in a jar to show Rob Kardashian anytime he looks like he’s about to do something stupid.

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