Category: Big Dick Energy
Open Post: Hosted By The Heist Of The 3-Foot Dildo Named “Moby Dick”
The dick heist of the century got pulled off recently in Las Vegas and sadly it had nothing to do with the Chippendales dancers. A man has been accused (AKA: caught on camera) of picking up and walking away with a dildo without paying. But this wasn’t your average sex-shop shoplifting, this dildo was 3 feet long and 40 pounds heavy and was named “Moby Dick.” But unlike the actual Moby Dick, this one goes inside you.
A Virtual “Mad Men” Reunion May Happen
It’s been just over five years since Mad Men ended, the show you can blame for some very questionable (read: ugly) sixties-inspired fashion choices in my early twenties.
Now, in the age of Corona, Corona, many TV show and film casts have virtually reunited, either for table reads of past episodes, or just general discussion. While everybody’s favorite Scientologist, Elisabeth Moss, was doing the rounds for her new movie Shirley, an interviewer asked her if the Mad Men gang would ever consider doing a “Zoom-union” (blegh). The famously vague Elisabeth kept it ambiguous as always, but alluded that it may already be in the works. Continue reading
Kate Beckinsale And Pete Davidson Really Are A Thing
Three weeks after we laughed off the silly rumor that Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson were new boo things because they – GASP – left a Golden Globes party at the SAME TIME, it appears that despite no engagement ring in sight (yet), Kate and Pete are definitely a thing. Just give me a sec to process this highly important late BREAKING news!
Pete Davidson Is Clearing Up Those Big Dick Size Rumors
People is reporting that Pete “10-Inches” Davidson is actually more like Pete “A Solid Six And A Half But He Knows How To Use It” Davidson. At a recent stand up gig at the Tarrytown Music Hall in New York, Pete talked about ex-fiancé Ariana Grande‘s now-infamous reference to Pete’s dick size. She’d previously had us out here thinking Pete was hung like a porn star and Pete basically co-signed the narrative because who doesn’t want a 10-inch penis? Well it’s looking like Pete has some buyer’s remorse because now he’s spilling the tea on his own self.
Pete Davidson Is Still Telling Us More Than We Need To Know About His Relationship
Sometimes it feels like there are three people in this relationship: Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Pete’s dick (which doesn’t have a name that I know of, but Grande Peter might work). We already know that Pete’s penis is big enough to generate enough energy to power a small town, and now we’re learning that the power plant in his pants is always operating at maximum-capacity.