Category: Bruce Springsteen

Open Post: Hosted By Bruce Springsteen Bringing Michelle Obama On Stage To Sing “Glory Days”

April 29, 2023 / Posted by:

Bruce Springsteen is currently on an international tour, giving people’s ears a taste of all of his beloved hits. Most recently, The Boss was found in Barcelona doing his usual thing of singing and shaking his ass. However, this particular show took a turn for the Mad Libs when the singer brought former FLOTUS Michelle Obama and timeless actress Kate Capshaw on stage to play backup on Glory Days. A resounding “QUE??” went up throughout the audience as they didn’t know they were going to get the sight of Michelle Obama and Kate Capshaw yodeling along to a Bruce Springsteen song.

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Chris Martin Says He Only Eats One Meal A Day To Look Like Bruce Springsteen

March 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Insider reports Chris Martin went on Conan O’Brien’s podcast, Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend, and the pair chatted about meeting their heroes. Conan asked Chris if any of his idols ever gave him advice over dinner, and Chris revealed that, actually, he doesn’t eat dinner anymore. He stops eating at 4 pm and only has one big meal daily. Like a snake! Now, before you blame Chris’ strict diet on his ex-wife, bone broth enthusiast Gwyneth Paltrow, think again. It’s actually Bruce Springsteen’s fault! Turns out The Boss doesn’t just have a Hungry Heart; he also has a Hungry Tummy.

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Bruce Springsteen Pled Guilty To Public Drinking And His DWI Charge Was Dropped

February 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in November, Bruce Springsteen was arrested in a park just minutes from his home in Colts Neck, New Jersey, and charged with DWI, reckless driving, and consuming alcohol in a closed area. Apparently, 71-year-old Bruce was driving his motorcycle around a national park, stopped to take photos with fans, and did two shots of tequila with them. Even though his blood-alcohol level was just 0.02 (super legal), the arresting officers said he was glassy-eyed and swaying. Great concert behavior, bad driving behavior.

At his virtual arraignment this morning, Bruce pled guilty to drinking alcohol in a restricted area, admitting, “I had two small shots of tequila.” But the DWI and reckless driving charges were dropped after prosecutors said they didn’t think they could “sustain their burden of proof.” Meaning they couldn’t Prove (It All Night) that the Boss was drunk driving. Continue reading

More Details About Bruce Springsteen’s DWI Arrest Have Been Revealed

February 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Newly released details of Bruce Springsteen‘s DWI arrest last November have many of his fans giving the New Jersey police the old hairy eyeball. TMZ reports that sources say that at the time of his arrest, Bruce’s blood alcohol level “was only .02, well below the legal limit.” However, the recipient of said hairy eyeballs, the cop who arrested him, says that Bruce’s glassy eyeballs were to blame for his arrest.

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Bruce Springsteen Apologized To Australia With A Cover Song

February 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Every koala bear in Australia spit out the eucalyptus leaves that they were contentedly chewing on to side-eye America this week. This was due to our despot-in-chief exhibiting his usual diplomatic finesse in a phone call with Australian prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull.

President Donald Trump reportedly abruptly ended the call with pretty much a “g’day, bitch!” after Malcolm had the audacity to ask if the US was going to honor an agreement that had already been made by the Obama administration to accept refugees. He’s also said to have told Malcolm that their exchange was “the worst call by far” he had taken that day.

Australia was is one of the US’ staunchest allies, so this was another sterling moment in President number 45’s repping of us to the rest of the world.

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