Erykah Badu Talks About Her Magical Vag And Her New Incense Scent For Gay Men
During this worldwide pandemic where things go on pause faster than a homophobic rapper, Erykah Badu should consider changing her stage name to Lucky Charms, because apparently her snatch is magically delicious. Earlier this year, Erykah created an incense infused with the mystical powers of her punnany and it immediately sold out on her website. Take that, GOOP! Now, she’s giving the Pride Parade-deprived gays of the world an opportunity to have a little sexy scented fun at home with an incense we can call our own. At the same time, Erykah still praised herself by reminding everyone her coochie causes conniptions.
Erykah took to Twitter to inform everyone that her vagina-inspired incense Badussy, crafted with the ash of her own panties, is back in stock for all those who didn’t get a whiff of it the first time. Of course, for some, the idea of having the scent of Mz. Badu’s in their own homes isn’t that appealing. So when one of her followers asked the simple question “Any good for the gays dear?” she was quick to let him know that she’s got us covered with a new scent and no she isn’t calling it BaBussy. She’s calling it Morning Wood.
Yes fren, my new fragrance
“ MORNING WOOD “hits the market in August. (natural sandle wood resin with pine and cedar and other thangs, perfect with a cup of tea as u wake and bake.) It’s only natural that it comes right? ❤️❤️https://t.co/BuQBDwGeal
Innuendos not included. https://t.co/AGMgVfujK9— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 9, 2020
If she’s keeping it real, Morning Wood will last about ten seconds and smell like the nervous sweat you sweat out while trying to get in a morning quickie from the coffee is done brewing. But in any event, it’s nice that Badu decided to cover all of her bases by introducing this new scent and restocking the one that started it all, Badussy.
Speaking of her own Badussy, she’s also clapping back at a meme featuring her and Jada Pinkett Smith. Last week, singer August Alsina shocked no one when he claimed he and Jada had an affair that was Will Smith-approved, to which Jada has since denied. The meme is made up of a photo of both Badu and Jada with the caption: “If ‘This P#ssy will F#CK yo life Up‘ was a person”. Badu has no time for comparisons. She wants everyone to know that hers is the undisputed GOAT of gushiness.
How I get in it? I got Midas pussy. My pussy give you 3 wishes. My pussy put you on the Forbes list. My pussy is the fountain of youth. My pussy sold out in 9 minutes. My pussy cure ailments. My pussy Bk on sale FRIDAY!! Y’all trippin. Google me. 🥱 https://t.co/HXU4AWSGPn Ho. https://t.co/in0K98tdNR
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 9, 2020
I hope this is the last time Badu decides to sell products based on different parts of the body because if she comes out with a line of armpit scented incense next then it’s time to close up shop. However, she gets all the props for being the first woman in history to sell her vagina and not get a window seat on the next bus to the county jail.
Pic: Wenn