It is with a heavy sigh that I must report that Kim Zolciak still has a job on TV. According to People, Don’t Be Tardy is still on the air, and Kim’s still pimping out her preschool aged kids for publicity. Kim posted a screenshot her 5-year-old daughter Kaia Rose taken from a DBT interview to Instagram, in which she appears to be wearing eyeliner, fake lashes and/or mascara, and lipstick. This is the same little girl Kim was accused of Photoshopping a fuller pucker onto at the age of 4. So when people saw Kaia painted like a circus clown this far from Halloween, they had some questions. Kim’s response to her critics was to call them all “sweetie” and deny everything. Somehow Kim has managed to live on this crowded ass planet for “41” years, yet somehow thinks everybody else was born yesterday.
Here’s what Kim posted that had the Mother Of The Year committee striking Kim’s name from the eligibility list for the 22nd year in a row (Kim’s eldest Brielle Biermann gagged the committee last year when she said she thinks she looks better with pool noodles for lips).
This child is obviously wearing lipstick and false eyelashes, at the very least. And people with eyes noticed.
“Makeup and hair extensions. Really??,” one user slammed the Bravo star in the comments. The assumption seemed to give Zolciak-Biermann a good laugh as she responded, “hair extensions now that’s funny!”
Ok, I’ll give Kim that one. I don’t think Kaia, who has 64K followers on her own Instagram acccount, is wearing extensions. Here she is with long flowing hair, and what appears to be mascara and lip gloss.
Kim claims Kaia wasn’t wearing eyeliner either, and I can’t imagine Kim would lie about such a thing.
Another user told the mother her daughter was “too young” to be wearing makeup. “She also has eyeliner on just saying shes a beauty without makeup and way too young,” the critic wrote.
The reality star set the record straight and said, “no eyeliner sweetie stop reaching.”
Maybe she was just born with a natural cat eye. I mean, look at this baby picture of Kaia! It looks like Kim got in there with a Sharpie to me, but what do I know. Every day I thank the lord that I don’t know her life.
I’ll even give Kim the benefit of the doubt about the eyeliner, but you can smack my ass and call me sweetie if Kaia isn’t wearing lipstick in those pictures. Kaia’s lipstick is so heavy, it looks like how instead of getting lip injections to play that scammer in Hustlers, J Lo just drew her lipstick on outside her natural lip line, but on a 4-year-old.
When another critic asked, “why is [Kaia] wearing a bright red lipstick? I don’t eve[sic] wear lipstick that bright,” the mother-of-six reminded the hater that everyone is entitled to do what makes them happy — whether that means wearing makeup or not.
“sweetie it’s a tv screen color is off it’s not accurate but regardless just because you don’t doesn’t mean others won’t,” Zolciak-Biermann responded, adding some bright red lip emojis.
Now Kaia’s twin brother Kane on the other hand, who appears alongside his sister and has a mere 31K Instagram followers (sure, his account is verified unlike Kaia’s, but still, you better step it up, Kane if you want to keep your job), doesn’t seem to like makeup at all.
Yes, Kane, you’re absolutely right to be scared of the monster hiding behind the camera. Now grab your sister and run!