Beyond Meat’s COO Was Arrested For Allegedly Biting A Man’s Nose After A College Football Game
Douglas Ramsey is the COO of Beyond Meat, that company that makes vegan plant-based meat substitutes. It’s unclear if Doug is a vegan, but, this past weekend, he was craving meat… human meat. People reports that the 53-year-old was arrested for allegedly biting a man’s nose. Douglas also threatened to kill the man, and has been charged with terroristic threatening and third-degree battery. The incident went down in a parking garage after a University of Arkansas football game. Apparently, the recipient of the nose-bite hit Douglas’ Bronco with his Subaru, and Dougie-boy went psycho, jumping out of his car and punching through the Subaru’s back windshield. Beyond Meat: Hulk the Fuck Out & Destroy Everything!
Local news outlet KNWA reports that an officer was dispatched to the parking garage around 10:00 pm on Saturday. The cop found “two males with bloody faces“:
The officer spoke with both parties and a witness and determined that Ramsey was allegedly in the traffic lane of the structure, attempting to leave, when a Subaru “inched his way” in front of Ramsey’s Bronco, making contact with the front passenger’s side tire. Ramsey got out of his vehicle and allegedly “punched through the back windshield of the Subaru,” according to the report.
The owner of the Subaru then got out and he stated that Ramsey “pulled him in close and started punching his body.” According to the report, Ramsey also “bit the owner’s nose, ripping the flesh on the tip of the nose.”
The victim and the witness also claimed Douglas threatened to kill the victim. Occupants of both vehicles rushed out of the cars and had to separate the men. Douglas was arrested and booked into the Washington County Jail. He was held on $10,000 bond for the threat and $1,085 for the battery charge. Wow, biting someone’s nose is less expensive than threatening to kill someone? The more you know! Douglas is scheduled to appear in court for each charge on October 19 and October 20 respectively.
People says that Douglas worked for Tyson Foods starting in 1992. He was appointed to president of global McDonald’s business in 2019, according to Tyson’s website (that webpage has since been removed). A Tyson spokesperson says Douglas resigned months ago, and he was appointed to Beyond Meat’s COO last December.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this is actually a massive Beyond Meat conspiracy to appeal to white-man-psychos with anger issues. Beyond Meat: It Ain’t Just For Pussy Snowflakes!
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