Category: Drunken Mess Hall Of Fame
An Australian Actress Who Had Been Reported Missing Was Actually In Jail After Being Busted For Public Intoxication And Resisting Arrest
Most of us have had a night out where we’ve gotten more turned up than we’d have liked (and may even have been asked to leave), but it takes a special kind of messiness to get so turnt that your family thinks you’ve gone missing. E! News reported that Laura McCulloch, an Australian native living in LA to pursue her acting career, hadn’t contacted her family since August 12. After a search party formed, she turned up–in jail–after a night of obnoxious debauchery.
CNN Says That Andy Cohen Will Be Back To Host Their Next New Year’s Eve Special After It Was Rumored That They Dropped Him
Andy Cohen is a messy Queen; we know this, Bravo execs know this, Danielle Staub knows this. And he delivered the drunken messiness while once again hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with his bestie Anderson Cooper. It was rumored that higher-ups at CNN were embarrassed by Andy’s foolery and were not going to invite him to host again. But a CNN rep denied that, saying that they’re fine with Andy and they spoke to him and he’ll be back next year. Yeah, because next year they’re gonna hide the tequila.
A Sloppy Andy Cohen Went Off About Bill De Blasio On CNN’s New Year’s Eve Countdown
This seems like the set-up for a corny call-and-response joke. But hey, if it works it works. In the grand tradition of New Year’s Eve being the messiest bitch of our 365 days around the sun, Andy Cohen and his best pal Anderson Cooper hosted CNN’s New Year’s Eve countdown, and Andy Cohen got progressively drunker as the night went on. This would be where you holler, “How drunk was he!“, and let’s just say he was drunk enough to call out the now-former Mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio, live on television, by name, and hiss some fightin’ words at him. Yeah, that’s pretty drunk.
Rolling Stone Published A Weird, Awkward Lost Interview Between Johnny Depp And Keith Richards
Back in May of 2007, Rolling Stone published a cover story and interview between Keith Richards, and his spiritual son Johnny Depp. Except the interview that made it into the magazine was not the original interview. Thanks to Rolling Stone themselves, we now know that the original interview was so messy, so weird, so uncomfortable, so off the rails, that they could not in good conscience publish it. Well, we’re all pretty desperate for content, and thanks to an ongoing global pandemic, we’ll pretty much accept anything no matter how poor or questionable the quality. And that might be why Rolling Stone has finally released the original interview from their very own version of the Disney vault after fourteen years buried away. Or maybe they released it because the vault was starting to smell too much like Marlboros, vodka, lighter fluid, and unwashed fedoras with that interview trapped in there like that.
A Drunk Martha Stewart Wrote A Messy Comment On Instagram
The quarantine. Good for flattening the curve and saving lives… spending quality time with beloved family and pets… discovering new recipes and hobbies… and drinking your weight in booze every single goddamn night. Which is exactly what Martha Stewart did this past weekend.
You wouldn’t think a lifestyle guru worth hundreds of millions of dollars would bring the “LOLz, it me” (especially if her name rhymes with Schwyneth Faltrow), but Martha did just that when she left a nonsensical comment on an Instagram photo of baby chicks, then returned to the scene of the crime hours later and admitted “I have been drinking”. Continue reading
A Drunk Brandi Glanville Made A Denise Richards/Pussy Joke In A Cameo
Brandi Glanville, blah blah blah, wasted in a Cameo, yada yada yada, Denise Richards pussy joke, etc. etc. etc. End of post.
HEH? You say you need more? But you got the “Who, What, Where” already. Sigh, fine. Here we go: Accredited slut for drama Brandi Glanville got Diet Coke/vodka-tanked, filmed a babbling Cameo for a fan, and made a Denise Richards pussy joke.
Brandi and a married Denise allegedly had an affair while filming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last year. The new season premieres this week, and word is we’ll get to see the whole thing blow up on a girls’ trip to Rome. As if the Romans needed any more historic battles! Continue reading