Category: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Now Randy Quaid Is Considering A Run For Governor Of California

April 28, 2021 / Posted by:

After having initially encouraged Caitlyn Jenner’s bid to become governor of California in our now all but certain election to recall Gov. Gavin Newsom, noted crackpot and ardent Donald Trump supporter Randy Quaid has decided that he might throw his hat into the ring as well. And just like that, the three-ring circus has become a four-ring circus. And it’s teeming with lice. If Randy wins, I hope he trains them to do tricks!

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The Kardashians Won’t Be Campaigning For Caitlyn Jenner Because Their Politics Don’t Align

April 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Just a few days into her official campaign to become the next governor of CaliforniaCaitlyn Jenner is already proving she’s at least as qualified as Gary Coleman was when he ran in our last gubernatorial recall election back in 2003. According to TMZ, Caitlyn’s already taken a bold stance on prison reform even though she may not quite understand how the office of the District Attorney works. So, she’s not as qualified as Arnold Schwarzenegger was, but is possibly more qualified than Gallagher. And her views run contrary to those of future civil rights attorney/potential one-day Madame President Kim Kardashian’s. TMZ reports that none of the Kardashians, least of all Kim, will be campaigning for Caitlyn.

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Open Post: Hosted By Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron With Chris Pratt

October 30, 2019 / Posted by:

You have to wonder if Chris Pratt isn’t more excited about being related to Arnold Schwarzenegger than he is about being married to Arnold’s daughter, Katherine Schwarzenegger. And that when Katherine’s mom Maria Shriver set the two of them up she didn’t play up the fact that not only is Katherine a wonderful Christian woman, her dad would totally sign a headshot for him! And if he treats her right and promises to keep his MAGA hat under wraps, Arnold might just share his Rolodex of political connections with him too. We know Chris wasn’t interested in Katherine for her cooking skills! Dude did it so he would pump iron with The Terminator. Arnold all but confirmed this while discussing his relationship to his son-in-law on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Arnold says he and Chris bonded over reps and sweat.

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Linda Hamilton’s Madonna Arms Are Back In “Terminator: Dark Fate”

May 23, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t know if part of Linda Hamilton’s divorce settlement from James Cameron included securing a starring role in his third attempt to milk the Terminator franchise drier than a mummy, but if it was, congratulations? In a new trailer for the upcoming movie Terminator: Dark Fate, Linda reprises her iconic role of future-saver Sarah Connor and she’s brought her big guns with her. She looks amazing and seems to have been keeping up with her pull ups routine. And it looks like she shared her workout, and original costume, with co-star Mackenzie Davis.

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Oprah Winfrey Attended Katherine Schwarzenegger’s Bridal Shower

April 29, 2019 / Posted by:

If, like me, you’re concerned about the diversity of Katherine Schwarzenegger‘s friend group, you can lay your troubled mind to rest. According to People, Katherine has at least one brunette friend named Oprah Winfrey, who was one of the guests at her bridal shower that was held on Saturday. It was a ladies only affair hosted by her mom Maria Shriver at her house. But Katherine’s fiancé Chris Pratt did stop by for a toast (Martinelli’s I’m guessing. If you’re going to abstain from sex until marriage, might as well abstain from anything fun at all). Now that I think about it, Oprah’s probably Maria’s friend, which means Katherine still has an opening for a brunette (or a redhead) in her squad. Serious inquiries only.

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