Category: California Recall Election 2021
Caitlyn Jenner’s Gubernatorial Campaign Is Broke
Sad news, folks. Caitlyn Jenner has reportedly already blown through all that money she raised for her gubernatorial campaign yet she is still way behind in the polls. Politico reports that the Caitlyn for California campaign is currently about $156,000 in the hole. What, do you think union camera crews come cheap? Well, they don’t! That’s why Caitlyn probably just made her grounds-keeping staff pull double duty.
Caitlyn Jenner Says “The Homeless” Are Driving Her Friends Out Of California
Caitlyn Jenner has obviously put a lot of thought into how she will help Californians of every stripe. Regardless of your party affiliation, Republican or ultra-wealthy Republican — it matters not to Caitlyn as long as you already agree with her. Yesterday, Caitlyn, who is hoping to replace Gavin Newsom as governor of California, gave her first televised interview to Sean Hannity at Fox News. Speaking from her Malibu airplane hangar, she let us know that no matter the size of your private jet, Caitlyn is committed to making sure that none of her friends ever has to make the heartbreaking decision between leaving the state, or looking at a filthy unhoused person as they go about their day. That’s her promise to California.
Now Randy Quaid Is Considering A Run For Governor Of California
After having initially encouraged Caitlyn Jenner’s bid to become governor of California in our now all but certain election to recall Gov. Gavin Newsom, noted crackpot and ardent Donald Trump supporter Randy Quaid has decided that he might throw his hat into the ring as well. And just like that, the three-ring circus has become a four-ring circus. And it’s teeming with lice. If Randy wins, I hope he trains them to do tricks!