Chris Pratt Let Everyone Know His Wife Katherine Schwarzenegger Can’t Cook A Bagel Bite
Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger wasted no time getting married, and apparently they can’t wait to make babies. But if Katherine is hoping to get her husband in the baby-making mood with a romantic meal, it sounds like the sexiest thing she could whisper in his ear is, “I just placed an order with Uber Eats.” Because Chris Pratt recently exposed his wife as the kind of person who can’t even use the damn microwave.
Chris spent Saturday roasting Katherine up on Instagram after an attempt at making Bagel Bites. Actually, if this picture is any indication, he probably also spent some time looking up what kind of room spray will get rid of the smell of cremated carbs.
That sad little Bagel Bite. RIP. It looks like a tumor (although I’m sure Katherine’s daddy would say it’s not).
If my special someone called me out for burning a Bagel Bite in the microwave, I’d be like, “Please stop – it’s already bad enough that I have no Bagel Bite to eat.” But People says Katherine was a good sport. While her brother Patrick Schwarzenegger commented “Smh” on Chris’s post, Katherine wrote:
“Looks like my plan to just have you do the cooking is working out very well.”
Well, she says that now. It will be a whole different situation if Chris decides to go on another 21-day Bible-inspired fast like he did earlier this year. When you’re staring down a plate full of steamed palm leaves, cursed snake apples, and shredded scripture pages, a Bagel Bite burned to Hell in the microwave doesn’t look half bad.
Pic: Wenn.com