Since the entire world could really care less about reality television stars when we’re all waiting for the Corona Alize Jenkins World Tour to come to an end, I think certain people come up with stupid ideas just to remain in the limelight. And that’s where Caitlyn Jenner comes in, a woman who is about as woke as roadkill. She is ready to risk it all in the glamorous world of politics by running as a Republican in the upcoming recall election for Governor of California. She’s already losing votes left and right and they’re from her own family members. The Kardashians are reportedly distancing themselves from that fuckery with quickness. Now her sons, Brody, Brandon, and Burt Jenner, are also tipping as far away from this dumpster fire as quickly as they can because they’re reportedly not endorsing her either. They want nothing to do with her campaign, kind of like how she wanted nothing to do with them when they were kids!
It’s not like Caitlyn was about to win Mother of the Year with her sons in the first place because they’ve all at one point stated how distant they’ve become with her over the past few years. And if I’m being completely honest, I don’t think anyone wants to be bothered with her because she’s like Amy Poehler in Mean Girls trying so hard to be young and hip it comes across cringey and desperate. Much like this sad attempt at the gubernatorial race. But even though she’s still sticking with this bad decision, TMZ reports she will not have the support of her sons for a variety of different reasons.
Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … the Jenner bros — Brody, Brandon and Burt — don’t feel she’s qualified for the position and they strongly believe she shouldn’t be mounting a campaign.
Our sources say Caitlyn called some of her kids the night before publicly announcing her decision to run, and her sons strongly suggested she pump the brakes and scuttle the whole thing.
As you know, Caitlyn went ahead with her plans … but we’re told her sons are upset she never took the family’s feelings into consideration … by the time she called them she had already made her decision.
And although Caitlyn’s children won’t be hitting the campaign trail with her, former Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, believes she has an actual chance. Arnold was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and said that Caitlyn has a chance, although he said that everybody has a chance since many Californians aren’t happy with the state of things. Sources all tell TMZ that Caitlyn and Arnold had a little chat before she officially threatened California with a shit time:
Sources close to Caitlyn tell TMZ … yes, Caitlyn and Arnold spoke before she announced she’d be running. It’s unclear how long before, but we’ve been told they talked … and that Caitlyn sought Arnold’s advice, for obvious reasons.
There’s also this … our sources say Arnold told her she could win, even encouraging her to throw her hat in the ring.
So Caitlyn shrugged off her family’s wishes and decided she knows what’s best. And by what’s best I of course mean what will be the messiest, most non-productive waste of time for the people of California as some bored unqualified rich person decides to do absolutely nothing to invoke change. Honestly, any time Kim Kardashian is the Kardashian who makes the most sense about prison reform, it’s time for us all to pack our bags and move to Mars. Because nothing makes sense anymore.