Category: Andrew Cuomo
“The Real Housewives Of New York” Speak Out Against NYC’s Indoor Dining Ban
As someone with a PhD in Real Housewives (read: a podcast), I can say with absolute certainty that The Real Housewives of New York love, love, LOVE dining in restaurants. Even more than their fur vests, chemical peels, functioning alcoholism, vaginal rejuvenation, and animal print. Without New York’s eateries, where will the ladies get into screaming matches? Throw themselves at barely legal waiters? Spill wine and throw food? Their homes? Psh. Déclassé. This is why it comes as no surprise that Leah McSweeney, Ramona Singer, and Luann de Lesseps are speaking out against Governor Andrew Cuomo’s decision to shut down indoor dining cuz of the pandemic. Continue reading
New York Fashion Week Will Happen Next Month, But Outside Or Without An Audience
Praise Fashion Jesus (AKA Billy Porter)! Governor Andrew Cuomo says New York Fashion Week is a go, but runways will need to be made coronavirus-safe. So shows will either be outside (where the audience will be capped at 50 people, and ideally chained together so they won’t blow away with the wind), or inside without an audience. But, um, what’s the point of a fashion show if it’s not attended by a bunch of bitchy, dead-eyed tastemakers?
Chris Cuomo Got Caught Not Social Distancing––And Took It Out On A Stranger
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo has had a rough few weeks. He apparently hates his job one minute, then loves it the next. This love-hate pattern also seems to carryover anytime he interviews his brother, Governor Andrew Cuomo, on TV. And rather than do the sensible thing and take some time off to recover from his insanely stressful year, which included a COVID-19 diagnosis that resulted in tooth-chippingly bad symptoms, he chose to pull the dumbass move of going outside (!!!) and risk spreading coronavirus to everyone.
Queen Latifah Says Her Celebrity Crush Is Adriana Lima
The stars of Girls Trip, Queen Latifah, Regina Hall, and Tiffany Haddish, joined Jada Pinkett Smith for a special Zoom version of Red Table Talk. They shot the shit, talked about a possible Girls Trip sequel (they’re “all down”), and discussed their celebrity crushes. Regina says hers is the Dalai Lama and Jada’s husband Will Smith. Tiffany likes Giancarlo Stanton from the Yankees (yeah, me no know who that is either), and Jada says she never misses a sexy Governor Andrew Cuomo press conference (I prefer Chris, but fair).
When it was Queen Latifah’s turn, she said her crush was Adriana Lima. Even though lots of straight women do that “my girl crush is…” thing, we all know that Queen Latifah (ALLEGEDLY) isn’t a straight woman. So it wasn’t a nothing moment. Especially since the 50-year-old has never spoken publicly about her sexuality or her ALLEGED partner, 41-year-old former Lakers cheerleader/choreographer Eboni Nichols, whom she ALLEGEDLY welcomed a baby with last year. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Ina Garten’s Teeny Tiny Breakfast Time Cosmo
If you’re outside in NYC right now, then take your dumb ass inside NOW, you’re not supposed to be out. But while you run inside, watch for falling coochies since the poons of Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York, and Miranda Hobbes blew off in excitement after seeing the recipe for Ina Garten’s breakfast time cocktail for one.
Ina Garten tried (emphasis on “tried“) to come for Sandra Lee’s title of Queen of Cocktail Time by whipping up a Godzilla-sized cosmopolitan. But please, Sandra Lee is looking at that amuse bouche of a cocktail like, “Awww, did that tiny thing come from the children’s menu? Cute.”
Chris Cuomo Has Coronavirus, Will Anchor His CNN Show From Home
Somebody tell Chris Cuomo that coronavirus called him “Fredo” so he can let loose on that fucker. Chris Cuomo of CNN’s Cuomo Prime Time has announced he tested positive for COVID-19. Yes, another rich and famous person caught the coronavirus. Alert Cardi B!