Chris Cuomo Has Coronavirus, Will Anchor His CNN Show From Home

March 31, 2020 / Posted by:

Somebody tell Chris Cuomo that coronavirus called him “Fredo” so he can let loose on that fucker. Chris Cuomo of CNN’s Cuomo Prime Time has announced he tested positive for COVID-19. Yes, another rich and famous person caught the coronavirus. Alert Cardi B!

CNN reports that corona isn’t slowing down 49-year-old Chris and he will keep working. Cuomo Prime Time will continue as usual but he will anchor from quarantine in his basement. He tweeted this:

Chris previously said on his show that coronavirus “scares him” as a parent and he’s worried for his three children. He was also the third person at CNN to test positive for coronavirus. Most employees of the network now work from home and anchors broadcast from small studios or home offices. His brother, Governor Andrew Cuomo, took the news very well. These two have been acting all kinds of fucking stupid on TV together during this coronavirus outbreak. He mentioned it during a press conference today, saying his brother is “young, in good shape, strong–not as strong as he thinks–but he will be fine.

Governor Cuomo also tweeted that coronavirus is the “great equalizer” How reductiveMadonna did it first.

Hopefully corona doesn’t mess with Chris’ ability to fuck with his brother on TV:

And I’m sure that Aunt Sandy Lee, the ex partner of Chris’ brother, will send him a corona-fighting cake made up of Little Debbie Orange Creme Cakes covered with a ginger spice-scented Purell glaze (hey, it has alcohol) and a sprinkling of Emergen-C powder. That’ll cure him!

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