Category: Age Ain’t Nothin’ But A Number
Jane Fonda Discussed Aging And Her Plastic Surgery Once Again
Jane Fonda wears many chic hats: social and environmental activist, award-winning actress, fitness guru, and expert Megyn Kelly agitator (which is my favorite recurring role of hers). And at 85, she also happens to be part of a small handful of older actresses in Hollywood who still get work and then in turn have to promote it; so she’s often asked about aging and has talked about her various plastic surgeries (and that she’s DONE with them) to the point of getting annoyed about being asked about it (right, Megyn!?). But recently, she discussed it again in a feature with VOGUE–because it seems like once a woman reaches a certain age, their only two options are to stoically walk into the ocean and die OR constantly have to discuss the trials and tribulations of being said age.
Open Post: Hosted By Cher’s Declaration That She’ll Never Go Gray
Cher may be 75-years-young, but, like my great-aunt Shirley, she will never, ever, ever let her hair go gray! The icon (Cher, not Shirley) is currently starring in a M.A.C. Cosmetics campaign with rapper Saweetie, 28, and she talked to People magazine about beauty and style. Cher says that going gray “is fine for other girls,” but she’s “just not doing it!” Um, this is in no way surprising. Cher will never let herself look her real age. It’s her (and her plastic surgeon’s) superpower.
Casey Affleck’s New Girlfriend Is 23-Year-Old Actress Caylee Cowan
Picture it — you’re Casey Affleck, an Academy Award-winning actor saddled with a perv reputation thanks to 2010 misconduct allegations. How do you prove to the world that you’re actually a good guy who’s learned his lesson? Hmmm, how ‘booout… dating an actress exactly half your age? No? Oops, too late!
Florence Pugh Is Still Talking About Her Age Gap Love With Zach Braff
Some people may think Florence Pugh and Zach Braff’s relationship is gross, but I say it’s beautiful and refreshing. More fathers and daughters should publicly express their love for one another and not worry about — wait, what? They’re LOVERS?! But he’s 46! And she’s 25! She was in kindergarten when Scrubs premiered in 2001! Aaaand scene.
The above paragraph is the type of shit that pisses Florence Pugh right off. She’s been extremely vocal about how she doesn’t think anybody has the right to talk about her relationship, specifically her and Zach’s age difference. And after more than two years of dating, she’s still talking about it. In a new interview with The Sunday Times, Florence theorizes that her relationship “bugs people” because it’s “not who they expected” her to date. Yep, that’s the reason we’re weirded out. Ya got us, Flo.
Paulina Porizkova Talked Sex At 56 And Posed In Lingerie For Vogue Czechoslovakia
This week is Paulina Porizkova Sexy Week! It’s OK if you forgot. I, too, got distracted by the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Paulina is out there talking about sex, confidence, and ageism. She also flashed her bits on the cover of Vogue Czechoslovakia. And, hey, a 56-year-old supermodel is still a supermodel. She looks hot as hell. Continue reading
Paris Jackson Says She’s Just Friends With Old Man Emile Hirsch
The good news is that you’re not old until 22-year-old Paris Jackson says you’re old. But the bad news is that according to Paris, anyone over 35 is ancient. Back to the good news, Paris enjoys the company of people all ages. But I’ve got more bad news. Some of those people she enjoys are the embodiment of are bad news, specifically the practically geriatric 35-year-old lady-choker Emile Hirsch. But in better news, despite Emile posting a picture of the two of them together with the caption “hiding out with you” on Instagram, Paris insists they’re just friends. However, in the worst of newses, what Paris actually said was “he’s actually one of the youngest homies of mine,” the phrasing and content of which has made this old crone right here break out in shingles and my last original tooth is now hanging by a thread.