Category: Paulina Porizkova

Paulina Porizkova Claps Back At A Plastic Surgeon Who Suggests Her Face Needs ‘Fixing’

August 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Paulina Porizkova, one of the most successful models of the 80s and 90s, is currently getting treated badly because of the unforgivable crime of aging. I was always under the impression that aging was the goal because the alternative is really depressing. But as Paulina has already discovered, some men can be mean and judgmental once you get past theI’d Hit That!‘ stage in life. And that’s what’s happened recently as one of her photos has come under the scrutiny of an unnamed plastic surgeon who is picking apart her face and telling everyone what’s wrong with it. But Paulina isn’t remaining silent and is using the same photo as a teachable moment about how difficult it is to be a woman aging in the fashion industry.

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Paulina Porizkova Says She’s Invisible To Men Now That She’s 56

January 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Here’s some bleak news. Supermodel Paulina Porizkova is now completely invisible to men now that she’s in her fifties. In a new interview with The Times, 56-year-old Paulina explains that she’ll gussy herself up and try to flirt with dudes at parties, but they’ll walk away from her “mid-sentence” to hit on ladies 20 years her junior. Ugh! Poor Paulina has now entered a universe many of us have looong been familiar with: the reality in which certain men look through us because they don’t consider us fuckable. As a supermodel, it must be a terrible shock. Quick, somebody get this quinquagenarian a thermal blanket!

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Paulina Porizkova Gushed About New Boyfriend Aaron Sorkin

April 28, 2021 / Posted by:

I half-watched the Oscars on Sunday night, and the only time I got excited was when I spotted Paulina Porizkova sitting beside her new BF, Aaron Sorkin. I yelled, “Paulina Porizkova!”, to which my boyfriend responded, “Who?” I didn’t bother answering, because we both know he didn’t care. But yeah, this past weekend we learned that Paulina and Aaron have been an item for a few months. Then they made their couple premiere at the Oscars. Then a smitten Paulina posted that the room was very cold that night, but Aaron kept her warm. Then today she posted about how headlines calling the two an “age-appropriate couple” are actually pretty ageist. So please sit your asses down, the media!

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Random Couple Alert: Paulina Porizkova And Aaron Sorkin Are Apparently Together

April 24, 2021 / Posted by:

The Random Couple Generator has been hard at work this week. First, it spit out the names Rita Ora and Taika Waititi (couple name: TitiOra), and now it has spit out the names Paulina Porizkova and Aaron Sorkin (couple name: PorKin). It’s only April but it looks like Closer Magazine may have an IT couple of 2021 because Page Six claims that Paulina Porizkova is humping on Aaron Sorkin and that they’re going to make their public debut at tomorrow night’s Oscars. If Aaron’s doctor hasn’t called him already, they will and they’ll say, “Aaron, I need you to come in right the fuck away, because I just read that you’re doing a 56-year-old woman and a rich and powerful Hollywood dude’s dick should not work for a woman over the age of 25! That’s not healthy. I’m sending in Leonardo DiCaprio. This is an emergency!

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Paulina Porizkova Talked Sex At 56 And Posed In Lingerie For Vogue Czechoslovakia

April 15, 2021 / Posted by:

This week is Paulina Porizkova Sexy Week! It’s OK if you forgot. I, too, got distracted by the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Paulina is out there talking about sex, confidence, and ageism. She also flashed her bits on the cover of Vogue Czechoslovakia. And, hey, a 56-year-old supermodel is still a supermodel. She looks hot as hell. Continue reading

Paulina Porizkova Regrets Not Signing A Prenup With Ric Ocasek Because She Couldn’t Afford Groceries After He Died

February 13, 2021 / Posted by:

As we know, Paulina Porizkova routinely brought coffee to husband Ric Ocasek’s bedside, even while their divorce was underway, and that it was during this task that she made the grim discovery he was dead. But even though Paulina continued to care for him and they lived together, he cut his wife of 28 years and mother of his two children out of his will. And more splintery-crisp wreckage continues to issue from Camp Paulina as far as the aftermath of Ric’s decision to leave her nothing. Paulina is now saying that she regrets not signing a prenup with Ric because after his death, she was left so cash-broke that she couldn’t buy food on her own.

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