Casey Affleck’s New Girlfriend Is 23-Year-Old Actress Caylee Cowan
Picture it — you’re Casey Affleck, an Academy Award-winning actor saddled with a perv reputation thanks to 2010 misconduct allegations. How do you prove to the world that you’re actually a good guy who’s learned his lesson? Hmmm, how ‘booout… dating an actress exactly half your age? No? Oops, too late!
Casey was married to Summer Phoenix (sister of Joaquin Phoenix) from 2006 to 2017. After that, he dated age-appropriate actress Floriana Lima, 40. Those two never confirmed they were over, but it’s safe to assume they’re done cuz 46-year-old Casey was papped sucking the life outta 23-year-old Caylee Cowan in LA:
Casey Affleck snapped mid-PDA with actress Caylee Cowan, half his age https://t.co/wDcZTe6O2X pic.twitter.com/DYNO5xYSdW
— Page Six (@PageSix) November 24, 2021
Caylee is an actress with 553,000 Instagram followers. IMDb says her trademarks are her “curvaceous figure,” green eyes, and method acting. She was born in 1998, one year after Good Will Hunting was released. Casey referred to Caylee as his “love” in the caption of an Instagram post about his baseball team’s blood drive:
That’s right, Casey got Caylee’s young blood:
No word on how long these two have been dating, but last month Caylee posted a mirror selfie of her and Casey gazing into each other’s eyes:
I know what you’re thinking: sure, she’s young. But she looks smart! Well, guess what? Caylee only just dyed her hair dark, she’s usually blonde:
Did Casey make Caylee dye her hair brown so she’d look more East Coast intellectual and less basic LA influencer? And then he’d get less shit for dating a member of Gen-Z? Or maybe I’m being a snarky bitch and Caylee went brunette because life is too short to have the same hair color. See: this quotation attributed to Caylee on her incredibly thorough IMDb bio/trivia page:
You’re going to die. You’re going to be dead. It could be in 10 years, it could be in tomorrow, anytime. So am I. I mean it, we’re just going to be gone. The world’s going to go on without us… you do your job in the face of that, and how seriously you take yourself, you decided for yourself.
Damn. It’s true. We’re all gonna die, might as well fall in love with Casey Affleck!
Pic: Instagram