Jane Fonda continues to be That Bitch™ as she was arrested for a fifth time on Friday, and also celebrated her 82nd birthday over the weekend. Jane has already accepted a BAFTA Award while getting arrested, so why not celebrate a birthday the same way?
Jane and her famous friends have been partaking in “Fire Drill Fridays,” a weekly protest against climate change at the Capitol in DC. Before Friday, she was arrested four times. Jane stopped at four arrests for a minute, because she was worried that if she got arrested again she would have to do serious time instead of being released after 24 hours. But don’t worry, those of you who still watch Grace & Frankie, she’ll be able to shoot the next season since she only spent a few hours in the clink on Friday.
Celebrities twerking can be as tired a pop culture phenomenon as it wants to be. Because when the hot dudebro from How To Get Away With Murder is popping that boi-pussy (I’m so sorry for typing that) in his underwear for Instagram licks, it’s more than ok.
Matt McGorry isn’t just an actor, strident social justice warrior and former bodybuilder, he’s also a male stripper wannabe. Dude’s lower body is almost hypnotic. I know he’s doing it for laughs but damn, where was this one when my bachelor party was being planned? Matt should totally (NSFW) Nomi Malone Jon Gosselin’s ass in Atlantic City and steal the spotlight when he has the time.
Matt, I know you’re an SJW and objectifying people probably isn’t your favorite, but I’m going to continue doing it with this next sentence. Less clothes next time, guy.
Watch Matt sell that ass and sell it righteously below.
Self-proclaimed feminist and the hottie from OITNB who isn’t named Ruby Rose, Matt McGorry, recently joined topless crusaders Chelsea Handler, Chrissy Teigen, and Miley Cyrus in the fight against nipple censorship by posting a picture of himself with a pair of lady nipples Photoshopped over his own. On the left, we have one of Miley’s always-exposed hillbilly nipples, and on the right is Chrissy’s downward-facing nip from her recent W Magazine spread. Matt threw up the picture above to Facebook with an explanation about why he decided to become an ally to the Free The Nipple movement. Warning: it’s very long, and does not include any additional topless pictures of Matt McGorry. I know, it’s a real bummer.