Open Post: Hosted By Scout Willis’ Activist Nipples

May 28, 2014 / Posted by:

The spawns of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis have always been pretty useless and the only reason they’re semi-famous-ish is because they were made with famous sperm and came out of a famous vagina. But one of them has finally used her parents’ fame for a good and worthy cause. Scout Willis is protesting against Instagram’s ban of lady nipples by walking around with her tit knobs out in NYC. Scout only picks the worthiest of causes.

RiRi recently threw an “I QUIT THIS BITCH” at Instagram after they deleted a picture of her pierced nips on the cover of Lui Magazine.  I guess Instagram did the same thing to Scout and she’s not going to take it anymore. Tater Head’s younger sister doesn’t understand why Instagram allows pictures of sexy chicks almost showing their nips but deletes pictures of breast cancer survivors and women breastfeeding. So Scout has taken her nips to the streets of NYC, where anyone can go topless legally, to protest against Instagram’s lady nipple censorship. Scout tweeted two pictures of her nips in the city along with the popular hashtag #FreeTheNipple.

Here’s Scout risking cutting her nips on bodega flower cellophane while protesting against Instagram’s anti-nipple policy.


You go, Scout! Use those nipples to protest against a private company’s policies (and to kind of promote yourself)! You know, isn’t Instagram also anti-peen too? They don’t allow peen pics, right? Someone should protest that too. Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, Idris Alba, anyone?!

And since some of your bosses are anti-nips, the Bruce and Demi-free pics of Scout’s nips are here and here.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: Don't be racist or bigoted, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >