Category: Is This The Future That Liberals Want?

With An Assist From Greta Thunberg, “Alpha Male” Andrew Tate’s “Clap Back” Pizza May Have Delivered Him To Romanian Authorities For Questioning About A Human Trafficking Ring

December 30, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s easy to get discouraged by the state of the world in #thesecontinuedtryingtimes, but much like that wise woman of song and science, Dr. Whitney Houston, I too believe the children are our future. After all, Whitney’s paradigm of progenic potential has already come to pass. Case in point: Former child, environmental activist, and 2019’s Time Magazine Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg, now 19, may be single-handedly responsible for facilitating one of the greatest self-own’s in modern history. And in doing so, has successfully neutralized one of the world’s most noxious sources of pollution, “alpha male influencerAndrew Tate. And as a bonus, she’s taken 33 gas-guzzling automobiles off our roads and into the custody of the Romanian police force.

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A Danish Kids TV Show About A Man With An Extra Long Schlong Has Some Parents Concerned

January 7, 2021 / Posted by:

With the Democrats winning control of the Senate after Tuesday’s election, it might be time to consider the ramifications of living in a more liberal society. Take Denmark for example, they may have universal healthcare, but their public television network is launching a claymation cartoon for kids called John Dillermand about a creepy looking dude with a magical protracted penis that gets up to mischief. As we bid farewell to Caillou, are we ready to replace him with John Pee Pee’s telescoping prick “aimed at entertaining 4- to 8-year-olds,” or do we further descend into a totalitarian abyss?

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