Category: Is This The Future That Liberals Want?
With An Assist From Greta Thunberg, “Alpha Male” Andrew Tate’s “Clap Back” Pizza May Have Delivered Him To Romanian Authorities For Questioning About A Human Trafficking Ring
It’s easy to get discouraged by the state of the world in #thesecontinuedtryingtimes, but much like that wise woman of song and science, Dr. Whitney Houston, I too believe the children are our future. After all, Whitney’s paradigm of progenic potential has already come to pass. Case in point: Former child, environmental activist, and 2019’s Time Magazine Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg, now 19, may be single-handedly responsible for facilitating one of the greatest self-own’s in modern history. And in doing so, has successfully neutralized one of the world’s most noxious sources of pollution, “alpha male influencer” Andrew Tate. And as a bonus, she’s taken 33 gas-guzzling automobiles off our roads and into the custody of the Romanian police force.
A Danish Kids TV Show About A Man With An Extra Long Schlong Has Some Parents Concerned
With the Democrats winning control of the Senate after Tuesday’s election, it might be time to consider the ramifications of living in a more liberal society. Take Denmark for example, they may have universal healthcare, but their public television network is launching a claymation cartoon for kids called John Dillermand about a creepy looking dude with a magical protracted penis that gets up to mischief. As we bid farewell to Caillou, are we ready to replace him with John Pee Pee’s telescoping prick “aimed at entertaining 4- to 8-year-olds,” or do we further descend into a totalitarian abyss?