Night Crumbs

January 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Oscar winner Rami Malek (sorry for reminding you about Bohemian Rhapsody) will star in and produce a limited series for Warner Bros. about the life and times of silent screen comedy legend Buster Keaton. Matt Reeves (director of The Batman) is expected to direct. Rami is probably channeling Anne Hathaway today by cooing, “It came true,” because he’s said before that it’s his wish to play Buster Keaton one day. Since BustHisBonesToGetTheShot Keaton is one of Rami’s dream roles, he better do his own stunts (cut to every entertainment insurance company blocking the numbers for Warner Bros., Rami, and Matt Reeves). I mean, if he doesn’t come out of filming in a full-body cast after slamming into the side of a building and doing an old-timey bungee jump near a waterfall, then he shouldn’t even bother submitting himself for an Emmy nom!!!! – Deadline

Anna Wintour is still trying to make Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz happen – Lainey Gossip

Cardi B explains why she never submitted WAP, her self-proclaimed sexual hygiene education diddy that helped Ben Shapiro become a dry pussy meme, for Grammy consideration – Jezebel

Selena Gomez declared on her Instagram Stories that she’s single, and I’m taking that to mean that her thing with the Chainsmoker dude is a hit-it go-bowling-with-it and quit-it situation – Just Jared

It seems like Cher’s new man Alexander “AE” Edwards may become Mr. Cher #3 in the near future – Complex

So I’m guessing that T.J. Holmes’ favorite The Morning Show character is Mitch Kessler (which is pretty heavily based on M*tt L*u*r) – Page Six

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend announced that their new bundle of baby is a girl, and they’ve named her Esti Maxine Stephens. A three-second Google Search tells me that Esti means star in Hebrew. But maybe for Chrissy, Esti is short for esthetician, and she came up with it as her own personal esthetician waxed her third-trimester crotch – Celebitchy


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